Today, someone popped my birthday balloon at school. Her reasoning was that she "didn't want people to know we have the same birthday." Who popped it? My identical twin sister. FML
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Today, it's my birthday. I am a triplet. In my first class, everyone sang happy birthday to my sister. Her friends got her balloons too. My other sister's friends got her flowers. Everyone forgot I was their sister and all of my own friends forgot that it was my birthday. FML
Today, everyone at school told me to wish my brother a happy birthday. We're twins. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Also today, same as the past five years, my family forgot my mine and threw a party for my 5-year-old twin sisters who I share a birthday with. FML
Today, I got my yearbook. My sister and I are identical twins, and we realized only my sister had a picture in it. When we asked the head of yearbook, they said they thought it was the same girl trying to get two pictures, so they put in the prettier one. FML
Today, I got a birthday card from my parents. It was my sister's from earlier in the year. They scratched out her name and wrote mine underneath. FML
Today, I found out my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited, so I asked her why. She replied, "What birthday party?" It was a surprise birthday party. FML
Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML
Today, I finished birthday shopping for my husband, my son, and a close friend, who all have birthdays within a week. I was proud of myself for being organized, until I remembered: my husband has a twin sister. FML
Today, I got accused of ruining my girlfriend's birthday, all because I accidentally got her the same birthday present as her mother did. FML
Today, I found out that my sister has been telling people I’ve been dead for the last 3 months, to cover up the fact she used me to commit identity fraud. We’re identical twins. FML
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Top comments
erjazo 17
Sounds like you got the brains!!
DeoVolente 13
Blow out all the candles on the cake before her, and say the same thing
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Comments (105)
davincidasecond 24
Some relationship you two must have lol
xkore787 14
She's a genius in the making..
SherlockWho 6
Lock her out of the house, explain to her you didn't want people to know you live together.
shinymaster3000 23
Haha good one
Fernando83 19
What an airhead, thankfully only your looks are identical.
Emilystar0298 9
Well when she gets a gift throw it away and say I didn't want anybody to no we have the same birthday!
ashleyylove3 22
Know***
IMSUPEREPIC 5
#27 don't be a douche
jdeezy01 13
The sad thing is I can believe that some people will believe that you have different birthdays.
Thiana_Fox 3
Not the smartest one out there is she?
Sacytrl 28
She might just have an underlying motive up her sleeves. Starting from the balloon, she then proceeds on to eradicate your entire existence. Watch your back, Op. Jealously is not to be trifled with.
blackychan63 12
obviously your intelligent levels aren't identical..
Reaper350 7
sounds like she's jealous of you
ItsATwinThing 9
Maybe they don't have the same friends? Me and my twin do but we never use to when we were younger. To my sister's friends I was considered 'evil twin' but now her friends are also my close friends and we just laugh about it!