Today, someone popped my birthday balloon at school. Her reasoning was that she "didn't want people to know we have the same birthday." Who popped it? My identical twin sister. FML
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Today, it's my birthday. I am a triplet. In my first class, everyone sang happy birthday to my sister. Her friends got her balloons too. My other sister's friends got her flowers. Everyone forgot I was their sister and all of my own friends forgot that it was my birthday. FML
Today, everyone at school told me to wish my brother a happy birthday. We're twins. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Also today, same as the past five years, my family forgot my mine and threw a party for my 5-year-old twin sisters who I share a birthday with. FML
Today, I got my yearbook. My sister and I are identical twins, and we realized only my sister had a picture in it. When we asked the head of yearbook, they said they thought it was the same girl trying to get two pictures, so they put in the prettier one. FML
Today, I got a birthday card from my parents. It was my sister's from earlier in the year. They scratched out her name and wrote mine underneath. FML
Today, I found out my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited, so I asked her why. She replied, "What birthday party?" It was a surprise birthday party. FML
Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML
Today, I finished birthday shopping for my husband, my son, and a close friend, who all have birthdays within a week. I was proud of myself for being organized, until I remembered: my husband has a twin sister. FML
Today, I got accused of ruining my girlfriend's birthday, all because I accidentally got her the same birthday present as her mother did. FML
Today, I found out that my sister has been telling people I’ve been dead for the last 3 months, to cover up the fact she used me to commit identity fraud. We’re identical twins. FML
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Top comments
erjazo 17
Sounds like you got the brains!!
DeoVolente 13
Blow out all the candles on the cake before her, and say the same thing
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Comments (105)
suckitstyles 11
Did anyone wish the OP happy birthday yet? If not, happy birthday :) Hope your selfish sister didn't ruin your day.
chocolatefrog28 29
She really thought that one out, huh? It was mean of her, and I can understand being upset about it, but she's your sister and I'm sure you'll have more than enough opportunity to get even. A happy thought for your birthday!
yourlifeissucks 8
really?
mythicaltimes 15
I have a twin. Say, "challenge accepted" and do something back.
XxxT3rr4xxX 25
Punch, her cake
happyfingers 15
I'm sorry to have to tell you this op but... Your sister just might be an idiot... And maybe a bit of a bitch.
doglover100 29
We know who the smart one is.
rdenkewicz 11
What a ******* bitch!
emw7187 11
I have a twin and if she did that I would have to hit her!
nichollelovins 18
sounds like someones jelly.... Or just a bitch... sorry op..