Today, someone popped my birthday balloon at school. Her reasoning was that she "didn't want people to know we have the same birthday." Who popped it? My identical twin sister. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it's my birthday. I am a triplet. In my first class, everyone sang happy birthday to my sister. Her friends got her balloons too. My other sister's friends got her flowers. Everyone forgot I was their sister and all of my own friends forgot that it was my birthday. FML
Today, everyone at school told me to wish my brother a happy birthday. We're twins. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Also today, same as the past five years, my family forgot my mine and threw a party for my 5-year-old twin sisters who I share a birthday with. FML
Today, I got my yearbook. My sister and I are identical twins, and we realized only my sister had a picture in it. When we asked the head of yearbook, they said they thought it was the same girl trying to get two pictures, so they put in the prettier one. FML
Today, I got a birthday card from my parents. It was my sister's from earlier in the year. They scratched out her name and wrote mine underneath. FML
Today, I found out my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited, so I asked her why. She replied, "What birthday party?" It was a surprise birthday party. FML
Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML
Today, I finished birthday shopping for my husband, my son, and a close friend, who all have birthdays within a week. I was proud of myself for being organized, until I remembered: my husband has a twin sister. FML
Today, I got accused of ruining my girlfriend's birthday, all because I accidentally got her the same birthday present as her mother did. FML
Today, I found out that my sister has been telling people I’ve been dead for the last 3 months, to cover up the fact she used me to commit identity fraud. We’re identical twins. FML
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Top comments
erjazo 17
Sounds like you got the brains!!
DeoVolente 13
Blow out all the candles on the cake before her, and say the same thing
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Comments (105)
beyamia 6
Evil twin, eh? I can see why no one gave her a balloon
Ryodin 11
Don't **** with someone who can pretend to be you without trying. Revenge can be very painful : D
TheSchwartz 3
You should and pray that intelligence is not genetic.
Orchard 33
You must be Phoebe and she must be Ursula. At least you're not the evil twin :)
fatman231 2
Well she's a really nice asshat
chuksnwali 34
'Popped my birthday balloon' sounds like a euphemism.
1karls1 8
Should've popped hers too.
Eheath12Jheath14 8
well, at least we know which one got the brains.