Miscellaneous: Today, someone popped my birthday balloon at school. Her reasoning...

By Anonymous - 26/10/2013 03:03 - United States - Tampa

Today, someone popped my birthday balloon at school. Her reasoning was that she "didn't want people to know we have the same birthday." Who popped it? My identical twin sister. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Forgotten Birthday Girl - 11/07/2018 20:30

Today, it's my birthday. I am a triplet. In my first class, everyone sang happy birthday to my sister. Her friends got her balloons too. My other sister's friends got her flowers. Everyone forgot I was their sister and all of my own friends forgot that it was my birthday. FML

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Not anyone's favorite

By Anonymous - 13/11/2022 10:00

Today, everyone at school told me to wish my brother a happy birthday. We're twins. FML

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You deserved it 95

Who are you?

By Boyufd - 19/06/2021 00:01

Today, it was my birthday. Also today, same as the past five years, my family forgot my mine and threw a party for my 5-year-old twin sisters who I share a birthday with. FML

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You deserved it 88

Doppelganger

By Rynne S. - 13/03/2012 06:12 - United States

Today, I got my yearbook. My sister and I are identical twins, and we realized only my sister had a picture in it. When we asked the head of yearbook, they said they thought it was the same girl trying to get two pictures, so they put in the prettier one. FML

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You deserved it 2 470

By Anonymous - 04/12/2010 23:31 - Canada

Today, I got a birthday card from my parents. It was my sister's from earlier in the year. They scratched out her name and wrote mine underneath. FML

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You deserved it 2 622

Classic blunder

By Anonymous - 15/05/2012 14:13 - United States

Today, I found out my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited, so I asked her why. She replied, "What birthday party?" It was a surprise birthday party. FML

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You deserved it 31 204

Classic Mom

By secret - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Ashford

Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML

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You deserved it 2 300

Back to the drawing board

By BackIGo - 15/01/2021 02:01 - Australia

Today, I finished birthday shopping for my husband, my son, and a close friend, who all have birthdays within a week. I was proud of myself for being organized, until I remembered: my husband has a twin sister. FML

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You deserved it 169

How could you?

By Harry641 - 23/02/2016 22:53 - United Kingdom - Hounslow

Today, I got accused of ruining my girlfriend's birthday, all because I accidentally got her the same birthday present as her mother did. FML

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Godammit Ursula!

By Anonymous - 17/10/2021 23:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my sister has been telling people I’ve been dead for the last 3 months, to cover up the fact she used me to commit identity fraud. We’re identical twins. FML

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You deserved it 65

erjazo 17

Saturday 26 October 2013 19:02

Sounds like you got the brains!!

DeoVolente 13

Saturday 26 October 2013 19:03

Blow out all the candles on the cake before her, and say the same thing

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beyamia 6

Monday 28 October 2013 3:11

Evil twin, eh? I can see why no one gave her a balloon

Ryodin 11

Monday 28 October 2013 14:39

Don't **** with someone who can pretend to be you without trying. Revenge can be very painful : D

TheSchwartz 3

Tuesday 29 October 2013 2:17

You should and pray that intelligence is not genetic.

Orchard 33

Tuesday 29 October 2013 5:20

You must be Phoebe and she must be Ursula. At least you're not the evil twin :)

fatman231 2

Saturday 9 November 2013 6:26

Well she's a really nice asshat

chuksnwali 34

Saturday 21 June 2014 11:26

'Popped my birthday balloon' sounds like a euphemism.

1karls1 8

Tuesday 21 July 2015 22:31

Should've popped hers too.

Eheath12Jheath14 8

Friday 6 July 2018 2:23

well, at least we know which one got the brains.

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