xkore787

About Xkore787

Hey guys, it would appear that you've stumbled across my FML page! I'll say a quick hello before I keep moving on! Adieu, fine visitor! Kik: Ask

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Xkore787's favorite FMLs

Today, I shut one of my breasts in my car door. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 18 January 2014 06:29 / United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I was taking a piss when a fly landed inside the urinal. I thought it would be funny to try to aim and pee on it until it flew away and I stupidly continued aiming, peeing all over the floor and the wall. Another man came in time to see it. FML

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You deserved it

By Anonymous / Monday 13 January 2014 07:34 / United States - Ewa Beach

Today, after his sixth beer, my dad looked me in the eye and said "I've never forgiven you for what you did to your mother's vagina". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 12 January 2014 06:38 / Australia - Boondall

Today, to avoid a guy who's been creepily following me around school lately, I ducked into the girl's bathroom. After few minutes, he stuck his head in with his eyes closed and asked if I was done yet. FML

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