Today, some jackass in an Iron Man mask nailed me in the head with a quarter while I was helping other customers. Minimum wage isn't worth this crap. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, a customer asked for my number. When I declined, he made a huge scene, shouting and scaring other customers. He tipped me seven cents. FML
Today, at work, a guy tried to buy me for a dollar. I've only been there a week and it's the third time it's happened. FML
Today, I was waitressing for a huge family. Their bill was $750. Excited about the tip, I was shocked to see only $0.50. As they were leaving, I threw the two whole quarters at their heads. Guess who also got fired today. FML
Today, at my new job, I took some food out to a customer. Walking away, I heard a lady mumble, "Oh my God, you could never pay me enough to wear that." FML
Today, I fistbumped a cashier as they tried to hand me my change. FML
Today, a customer at work became violent and started hitting me and my coworker. Not wanting him to get the shit beat out of us, I used a move that pinned the guy on the ground. The police came and he was arrested. I was then fired for assaulting a customer. FML
Today, at work, I served a rude ass customer and his bratty ass kid, and was forced to swipe her toy debit card so it appeared as if the daughter paid for her snack. In that moment, I questioned my entire existence. Whichever company invented that toy hates cashiers everywhere. FML
Today, I learned the hard way not to keep my own cash in my pocket while working as a cashier, when I was forced to give $30 to a scamming customer. FML
Today, as I was working in retail, this guy shoved me into the shelves for asking if he needed help with anything, screaming at me that I need to leave him alone. FML
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
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Top comments
MsConfusedd 27
Well now you've made minumum wage plus 25 cents!!!! Success!
FalaFala 8
Some people just have nothing better to do, so they try to make the lives of others miserable. Morons.
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Comments (62)
mnvikes 7
"You will never see me coming".
MisterEx 28
That's what she... Wait. ****.
ChristinaAAR 14
Ahh, the things we do to live.
MartiOan 8
At least you get tip
JSever 9
I feel your pain, I work in retail as well. That's exactly what I said so I stopped trying until I got a raise.
Dallasluver19 14
Throw the quarter back at him when no ones looking.
EpicSquishii 21
Your next step is to sleep with your supervisor so they'll let you work in the back of the house. I hate customers, I can't be out in front of people on a regular basis. I tried seducing my boss but she wasn't into me. So I grew a mustache and now she gives in to my every desire :)
Ambient25 25
That's not true it's because you finally took a shower
EpicSquishii 21
What's a shower?
grahmagog 14
Who knew tony stark could be a jackass
Crazafon 19
Sounds like a privilege to me...
Enslaved 38
"Has he lost his mind? Can he see or is he blind?"
noelasis94 18
At least he wasn't wearing a semen mask that would have been more embarrassing.