Today, some jackass in an Iron Man mask nailed me in the head with a quarter while I was helping other customers. Minimum wage isn't worth this crap. FML
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Today, at work, a customer asked for my number. When I declined, he made a huge scene, shouting and scaring other customers. He tipped me seven cents. FML
Today, at work, a guy tried to buy me for a dollar. I've only been there a week and it's the third time it's happened. FML
Today, I was waitressing for a huge family. Their bill was $750. Excited about the tip, I was shocked to see only $0.50. As they were leaving, I threw the two whole quarters at their heads. Guess who also got fired today. FML
Today, at my new job, I took some food out to a customer. Walking away, I heard a lady mumble, "Oh my God, you could never pay me enough to wear that." FML
Today, I fistbumped a cashier as they tried to hand me my change. FML
Today, a customer at work became violent and started hitting me and my coworker. Not wanting him to get the shit beat out of us, I used a move that pinned the guy on the ground. The police came and he was arrested. I was then fired for assaulting a customer. FML
Today, at work, I served a rude ass customer and his bratty ass kid, and was forced to swipe her toy debit card so it appeared as if the daughter paid for her snack. In that moment, I questioned my entire existence. Whichever company invented that toy hates cashiers everywhere. FML
Today, I learned the hard way not to keep my own cash in my pocket while working as a cashier, when I was forced to give $30 to a scamming customer. FML
Today, as I was working in retail, this guy shoved me into the shelves for asking if he needed help with anything, screaming at me that I need to leave him alone. FML
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
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Top comments
MsConfusedd 27
Well now you've made minumum wage plus 25 cents!!!! Success!
FalaFala 8
Some people just have nothing better to do, so they try to make the lives of others miserable. Morons.
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Comments (62)
LesaraRose 8
that's horrible but you have to give him props for wearing the mask
worldclassrager 41
He couldn't find a mask that would suit saving the day by tossing quarters around quarter man to the rescue!
dunicha 20
Jeez, Tony, get your shit together.
manuel3272001 6
I understand that its not worth minimum wage but I'd rather have your than being unemployed for over a year like I am now.
ThatOneGuy3214 2
free quarter
purplekara 3
U kept the quarter right? Lol
mr_jack_meoff 5
You had your shot at an education for 18 years, but noooooo, no one could impress you with an education, now you know why they kept telling you to study. It's things like this that motivates people to change the direction of their life.
Nave42 7
So, you know for a fact the OP isn't in school right now?
Shade1982 21
@58: I don't know where you are coming from, but over here lots and lots of people work minimum wage jobs to pay for their own education and/or living place...
Mega_Mudkipz 5
you saw the movies. Tony stark was always crabby
bluebreadsticks_ 6
Agreed.
darkfireflame 15
Hey free quarter.