LadyGrey
Today, returning home from a party, I realised I'd forgotten my keys. My roommate was sleeping so soundly that after an hour of throwing gravel and ringing the doorbell, I had to give up and get a room at the hotel over the road. For €85 I had a view of my room. FML
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tucansamTommyG 12
Throw a horse though the window.
Wizardo 34
Try calling his/her phone or the landline maybe. Everyone has the reflex to answer their phones nowadays.
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Harold6858 9
This is one of the most ironic FMLs I have ever seen.
itsalanis 25
In what way makes this ironic?
tdawg91 17
That word, I don't think it means what you think it means!
ksks1234 33
Yeah, #19, ironic means: rain on your wedding day, a free ride when you already paid, the good advice that you just didn't take.
Googolman 29
32 - That's not exactly what irony is. Irony is more like when you expect something, but then you get something completely different or even the exact opposite.
iluvpeanutbutter 22
47- 32's comment refers to the song 'Ironic' by Alanis Morisette.
tantanpanda 26
There are three types of irony: Situational, verbal and dramatic. This fml fits into none of these categories.
GfxJG 2
Lol, locksmiths would usually cost twice that, ESPECIALLY late at night. Maybe even 3 times that.
TDog3337 12
realized*
tdawg91 17
Yeah my exes house was broken in to one night and he wound up in hospital, so I had to pay for the late night lock smith..... Hotels are far cheaper!
vikky538 29
I am a sound sleeper..sometimes I don't even wakeup for smoke detector alarms..
Brandi_Faith 34
That's kind of freaky...
Jak0p 25
sometimes you don't even wake up? how often does your house burn if you "sometimes" don't wake up? just asking o.O
jjmack34 15
Phone, wallet, keys, the mental check that will save your drunk self at all times
IamHercules 24
Agreed I have the same checklist. Phone, keys, wallet, monies, flash drive.
Ipsum629 13
why didn't you call him?
Ipsum629 13
why didn't you call him?
Ipsum629 13
why didn't you call him?
Ipsum629 13
why didn't you call him?
HeartYou101 31
Mother of Jesus, STOP!!
Jak0p 25
yeah why? #35, #36, #37 and #38 all really need to know!