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LadyGrey

Today, returning home from a party, I realised I'd forgotten my keys. My roommate was sleeping so soundly that after an hour of throwing gravel and ringing the doorbell, I had to give up and get a room at the hotel over the road. For €85 I had a view of my room. FML

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Throw a horse though the window.

Try calling his/her phone or the landline maybe. Everyone has the reflex to answer their phones nowadays.

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That guy is a walking health and safety hazard if he sleeps that deeply!!

maybe get a fake rock and hide a spare key next time?

why do these illusttated fmls not ever load in hd? very annoying.

you could have saved yourself that money by merely sleeping on the floor or going to a 24 hour dinner for a couple of hours, they don't care at night

The illustration for the FML on this one looks horrible

why didn't you get the front office or a janitor to get you the key? SMH you deserved this.