Today, a guy sent me, “I miss you.” I invited him to come over for a movie, but he then said, “I’m down for that, but I expect you to hook up with me.” I guess that’s all I’m good for? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after I confessed my feelings towards my long time crush two weeks ago and was rejected, he messaged me asking for a quick fuck, with no strings attached. I guess that’s all I am good for now. FML
Today, I was at a guy's house that I’d been seeing for a while. After watching a movie, I confessed that after these past few times we’ve hung out, I’ve started to catch feelings. He looked at me and said, "I actually don’t think I want anything serious, but are you down to be friends with benefits?" FML
Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML
Today, I got a text from a guy I hooked up with. I'm not really interested in him, so I rushed out of his house last night. He was letting me know I left my wallet at his house, and if I want it, I'll have to let him take me to dinner. FML
Today, I received a message telling me the guy I was seeing just wasn’t feeling the “vibe”. This would be fine, if he hadn’t given me the best sex, and the only sex I’ve enjoyed, in years and years. FML
Today, the guy I was seeing told me it wasn’t gonna work out and that he wished me the best. Apparently I acted “too desperate” for his liking. Gee, I’m sorry, but I guess showing basic decency like buying you a birthday present, buying you lunch everyday, and allowing you to use my Netflix, AKA being loving, is too much. FML
Today, I had a date with a guy I’ve known casually for a few weeks. Everything was OK, until he asked me to come back to his place because he had something “to share with me.” Apparently, he’s double jointed, because his mouth reaches below his waist. He even finished. FML
Today, I texted the guy I went out with last night. He'd told me he’d text me when he got home, but he never did. Cracking a joke, I asked him if he was homeless or something, since he broke his word. He replied, “No, I’m just not that into you. Have a nice life.” FML
Today, I was texting the guy I like. I asked him why our friend didn't want to come to the movies with us. He replied, "She didn't want to be the third wheel, but it's not like I'm going to put the moves on you. I'm out of your league, and you're socially awkward anyway." That's just what I wanted. FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
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Brightside86 31
Have to really commend that guys honesty and directness. Lots of people aren't honest with themselves or others about what they want.
Chazzster 32
While I understand that this is not really classy behavior, I do have to admire that he was direct and honest. At least you know where you stand with him, and he wants to know what kind of relationship you want to have with him. As a matter of curiosity, did you take him up on it?
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Plop 17
It seems like there's been a bit of a misunderstanding here. He probably meant to send that to your butt. You just happen to share the same phone number. Now hand over the phone to the intended recipient! And while I don't really condone his behavior, bear in mind that the guy might not be interested in being used as a boyfriend-without-sex. Or he's just a thirsty douchebag. Actually, that sounds quite more likely in this case.
RichardPencil 32
He also likes you for your Netflix subscription. That qualifies as a meaningful relationship these days.
leogs23 25
I’m down for a movie
Brightside86 31
Have to really commend that guys honesty and directness. Lots of people aren't honest with themselves or others about what they want.
Chazzster 32
While I understand that this is not really classy behavior, I do have to admire that he was direct and honest. At least you know where you stand with him, and he wants to know what kind of relationship you want to have with him. As a matter of curiosity, did you take him up on it?