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Sexy girl

By "Egyptian ToyBoy" - 18/12/2019 01:00

Today, I met a very sexy Brazilian girl at a bar. I bought her a 2 drinks, then she asked if I want to go back to her place, and I said yes. Halfway through making out on the couch, I noticed a bulge...down there. FML

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Seventh heaven

By Egyptian ToyBoy - 17/12/2019 20:00

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She had such an uncontrollable, aggressive orgasm that I'd be celebrating my efforts, if only in the process she hadn't knocked over my new expensive laptop, which then split in half. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2015 08:29 - Australia - Perth

Today, I thought it'd be funny to sneak up behind my dad and yell "BOO!" to scare him. He didn't even flinch. All he did was calmly look over his shoulder and sigh, "Oh for fuck's sake. And you wonder why I don't love you." FML

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Dogs Are Getting Jealous Over 'Red Dead Redemption 2'

By Gloria Borger - 08/11/2018 17:00

The video game is leaving IRL dogs feeling left out!

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By shallowvomit1013 - 23/12/2009 01:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend came over to my house. Hoping to get a little action, i started to make out with her. Unfortunately I was wearing basketball shorts so when I got an erection all she did was bat it back forth like a cat toy. FML

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