Today, one of my idiot classmates decided it was a good idea to throw his water bottle across the room to his friend. Unfortunately, I was sitting in front of his friend. I now have a very noticeable bruise and bump near my temple along with a headache. Everybody laughed at me. Even the teacher. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in class my friend played a joke on me by pulling my seat from under me while i was about to sit. I fell and everybody laughed at me. During the next class, I did the same thing to him. He broke his arm. He was the star of the basketball team. Nobody laughed. FML
Today, during class, a student began arguing with my Algebra II teacher about whether or not water is wet. The student became so frustrated he threw a stapler across the room. Guess who got hit in the head and is currently bleeding pints in the nurse's office. FML
Today, I was in class with a water bottle on my desk. I was on my phone not paying attention, when some girl knocked it over by accident. I went to grab it, even though it was in the corner of my eye. I caught the bottle of water but I also happened to grab her ass at the same time. FML
Today, I was at assembly in school. My friend had a water bottle. It was a squirt bottle, and he squirted me, over and over. I got ticked off, so I took it away from him, but when I took the bottle I squeezed it and it squirted all over the people in front of me. The principal saw, and I got in trouble. FML
Today, I was in class when all of a sudden I was hit in the head by a metal pencil case. My teacher threw it at me to get my attention. FML
Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML
Today, my friend dared me to break a liquor bottle on my head. I slammed it into my head so hard I got dizzy, then did it a SECOND time and knocked myself out so hard that I pissed and shat myself. My head hurts really badly. FML
Today, I was hit in the head with a football during class. Spanish class. FML
Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML
Today, as I was about to open a door at school, a student opened it and hit me. As I recovered and was about to open it again, someone else opened the door, hitting me again. Everyone laughed. FML
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christophbak 14
Well, if I were there I'd probably laugh too, but if no one asked if you're okay, they're probably all dickheads.
Killz268 18
one of the many reasons I'm doing homeschooling, don't gotta deal with people's shit, and I don't gotta deal with waking up at 6:00 in the morning.
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Comments (61)
FlutterLoud 29
Stml, im sorry OP. I know how you feel..except it was usually pencils
danthehuman 29
Wait, Homestuck reference?? @title
NakedandAfraid 14
aww :( I hate getting hit in the head. It is always so embarrassing. I empathize with you, OP.
earlytermination 34
That's terrible, I'm sorry OP. I abhor bullying and it's awful that your teacher contributed.
RealSuperSand 21
WHY DIDN'T YOU DODGE??!!
easilyboredone 8
Seniors at my high school threw FULL water bottles at students and teachers during our awards assembly when I was a sophomore. No one got to walk because of it.
morganshea 16
That sucks OP. :/ These kind of things frequently happen to me too and it's not fun when it seems like nobody cares if you're okay.
WhyM3Th0ugh 19
Hey guys, OP here! This is just going to be the whole story because only so much can fit in 300 characters. Before this happened we were all supposed to be taking notes (which I was doing) and then I had this gut-feeling something bad was going to happen. I thought this was just me being nervous so I shook the feeling off and just as I was going back to taking notes, the water bottle collided with my head and I heard everyone laughing. Luckily, my glasses took most of the impact (they didn't break) and I was pretty much fine. My classmates and the teacher all asked if I was okay in the end and even the person who threw the bottle apologized to me and asked if I was okay. I'm not the least bit mad that they laughed because I think anyone would laugh. The headache is pretty much gone now so I think I'm in the clear but I'll still go get that checked out. Funny thing is, my best friend thought it was my ex who had thrown the bottle at me and nearly jumped out of her seat to go beat him up until she realized it was his friend who'd done it. And to answer someone's question there isn't any video footage of the whole thing so I wouldn't be able to show it to anyone even if I wanted to. Sorry this ended up being so long. I'll stop now before I start rambling ( or maybe I already have..?) Thanks for reading anyways!
dirtbikeguy 14
but on the other hand you know you can work on improving your reflexes and reaction time
anon___franta 15
At least it wasn't 1. Grape Gatorade in first period 2. Spilled all over your school issued laptop 3. Didn't smell like grape for the entire day
WhyM3Th0ugh 19
Wow, that sucks. It was only water that he threw and it was capped. Sorry about that. I hope you didn't get In trouble for what he did to the laptop.