Work: Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes....

By Tey - 22/12/2011 00:07 - United States

Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML

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You deserved it 17 865

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By Chloe - 20/12/2010 18:08 - United Kingdom

Today, it was my first day on a £600 a week job. I was fired for being 10 minutes late. FML

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By Pouya - 18/12/2010 06:03 - United States

Today, it was my first day as a promoted manager. I got fired for being late. FML

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You're fired!

By Schuyler Davis - 21/09/2020 02:01

Today, my employer fired me, less than a week before I could become permanent full-time staff. FML

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By anonymous - 24/04/2013 04:55 - Germany

Today, I was fired on my second day of work after a year and a half of unemployment. Apparently, my "tendency to solve problems instead of just accepting them made the other workers uneasy". FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2010 03:08 - United States

Today, I won employee of the month. I was then fired for being late. FML

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By jobless - 06/11/2014 02:03 - United States - San Francisco

Today, for the first time since I can remember, I went in to work feeling positive, and that I could make good things happen. At the end of the day, my employment was terminated. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2025 13:00 - Canada - Maple Ridge

Today, after moving provinces and working my ass off to find a job, and finally finding one, I got the flu and had to call in sick two days on my first week. They fired me today. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2017 14:00

Today, I was enjoying my first vacation day in 2 years. My boss then called me to come in, saying it was an emergency. I got to work and got fired. Yes, my boss made me come in just to fire me. FML

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By fml - 05/02/2009 11:41 - United States

Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML

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You deserved it 10 952

By Volunteer - 13/09/2013 22:24 - United States - Elwood

Today, I got fired from my volunteer job. FML

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You deserved it 11 031

ariannaimelda 7

Thursday 22 December 2011 9:05

Dang, what did you do? Flash your ass on the TV screens via a video camera? Or was that me? Hm...

desireev 17

Thursday 22 December 2011 9:07

That is just terrible OP! Keep trying and you'll find a good, long-lasting job that you will love! Just remember.. Good things come to those who wait.. Merry Christmas! :)

Comments

majorasshole 4

Thursday 22 December 2011 15:20

Why?

Timmeeh 17

Thursday 22 December 2011 15:29

At least you'll always have the photocopies of your arse to remember it by. No really, what happened?

Dcm210 19

Thursday 22 December 2011 15:30

what a shitty job/boss

OfficeNinja 5

Thursday 22 December 2011 15:34

That has to be a new world record. But now you can write a book that starts a national craze. Speed dating is sooooo 1990s, all the cool kids are into "speed careers" now. You work for an employer for 30 minutes, then after a full day meeting 16 offices, see if anyone picks you! Brilliant!

griffin2020 4

Thursday 22 December 2011 15:37

Not going to YDI, but really, what happened? Need more info on this one. Of course, since there are many so called "Right to Work" states, meaning that the employer has the right to eliminate you for any or no reason...