By NotGabe - 1/9/2013 14:25 - United States - Houston
Today, a shopper asked me where my nipples were. Seeing as I work in Babies'R'Us, this is a common question. I brought her over to the nursing equipment aisle where she then grabbed my nipples, gave them a twist, and walked away. I need a new job. FML
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OP here. Looks like I caused some confusion, so let me clear it up. In the US, the changeable tops of a bottle are called nipples. Basically, a female customer gave my tits a twist.
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By  Pleonasm  |  34

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  Welshite  |  39

OP is commonly asked where her nipples are located. She then leads the customer to an isolated aisle, lifts her shirt, and engages in sexual nipple twisting. Simple.

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  Wizardo  |  33

I think the molester wanted teets (the top of a babies bottle) but was actually asking OP where their nipples are on their body. Well that's what I deciphered, this is just strange to me as well.

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  Fluffydemise  |  18

I found this utterly confusing as well, I'm British and consider my knowledge of American slang above average but I had never heard of the top of a babies bottle being called a nipple before. I've always called it a teat. Given that a teat and a nipple are essentially the same thing, a teat just being a specific kind of nipple, it does make sense but it still sounds strange to me.

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  NotGabe  |  28

OP here. Looks like I caused some confusion, so let me clear it up. In the US, the changeable tops of a bottle are called nipples. Basically, a female customer gave my tits a twist.

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  CallMeMcFeelii  |  13

Next time I go to Bass Pro Shops I'm going to ask where the motor boats are. Then flip my thumbs towards my face and say "It's right here!", and dive down into the poor employes boobies and shake my head like a wet dog.