By NotGabe - 01/09/2013 14:25 - United States - Houston
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OP here. Looks like I caused some confusion, so let me clear it up. In the US, the changeable tops of a bottle are called nipples. Basically, a female customer gave my **** a twist.
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I found this funnier than I should have.. Still sucks for you OP!
#30. LMFAOO!!! The comment made it hilarious.
Boobies R Us? The first time I read this, I thought it said Barbies R Us
Me too! I was so confused as to what nipples had to do with Barbie. I thought there was a new accessory you could buy for her...
38 you think that's bad? The first time I read it as Toys R Us, the second time Barbies, and the third time Babies. I am so confused.
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Show it anywayThe shopper gave OP a titty twister lmao
Op thought the customer meant the bottle nipples, not theirs :P
OP is commonly asked where her nipples are located. She then leads the customer to an isolated aisle, lifts her shirt, and engages in sexual nipple twisting. Simple.
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Show it anywayI had never heard someone call the top of the baby bottle a nipple, is all. Thanks.
I found this utterly confusing as well, I'm British and consider my knowledge of American slang above average but I had never heard of the top of a babies bottle being called a nipple before. I've always called it a teat. Given that a teat and a nipple are essentially the same thing, a teat just being a specific kind of nipple, it does make sense but it still sounds strange to me.
^ you being a dude just made this 10 times funnier!
I think teat sounds strange
It's actually teet. Doesn't make a difference, just looks better.
WTF
I don't know much about baby stuff, and I easily figured this out. All you have to do is think.
Can I ask why that comment was buried? I was only pointing it out, and it was relevant.
I know the feels, I work in the Baby section at Burlington coat factory
Sorry you have to deal with awfully strange customers!!
You should have bitch slapped her into next week
That would have gone down well. Still though, OP. I cringed. Sounds painful.
TEATering? No? Okay...
Dear god, I think I just found my dream job.
What, selling baby stuff or twisting random people's nipples?
Twisting other people's nipples? Heck no. I was thinking about being on the receiving end.
You might want to hide if you see Perdix walk into the building. You'll be getting more than you asked for.
Bad part is that the shopper was a she
Purple nurple!
No, she should have yelled "double titty twister!" That's bonus points, Perdix!
Haha we call that a "Purple Nurple" in Canada xD
Well now you know to run the other way if you ever see her again!
Or run towards her at full speed and give her a very painful titty twister.
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^ you being a dude just made this 10 times funnier!
I found this funnier than I should have.. Still sucks for you OP!