Today, on my 18th birthday, my mom told me the man I thought was my father for 18 years was actually not my father, and my real father was in prison for murder. FML
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Today, I told my parents I was pregnant but don’t know who the Dad is. My Mom said “that’s alright, I still don’t know who your dad is”. So apparently my father isn’t my real Dad. FML
Today, I found out my mom was getting remarried, to my dad. He's been in prison for five years because he pushed her out a window. FML
Today, my youngest of four children turned 18. It was also the same day that my ex-wife called to tell me that after 18 years of paying child support, I wasn't the father. FML
Today, I learned that my father, who died when I was a child, was not in fact my father. This comes as my mom, who has been present and loving my whole life, passed away without providing any additional information. I'm a grown man and my family also had no idea. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. I got a call from my deadbeat dad, who I thought had finally mellowed and had something nice to say. Nope; he just told me I'm 21 years a disappointment, then hung up. FML
Today, I took a DNA test and it turns out that the person who I thought was my dad is not my actual dad and my real dad is his best friend. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My dad was supposed to take me to get a tattoo, but instead he went to the bar, got drunk, and told me how I was the biggest mistake he and my mom have ever made. FML
Today, I woke up to the news that my mom's in jail. FML
Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML
Today, I turned 17. My parents completely forgot it was my birthday, and when I reminded them, my dad thought it was my 18th. He was ecstatic and mentioned that I can "finally get the hell out." FML
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camperben 0
That guy in prison was the sperm donor. The guy who changed your diapers and lived with you for 18 years is your Father.
nike1 0
Can't agree more.
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Comments (60)
starberries 0
What the hell does telling the kid have to do with being a gold digger? You're stupid.
skimmer3008 0
for all the people who voted u totaly diserve it F U How the he'll does he deserv that!!!!
kennymack961 0
gold digger is a song, 46
palltaru 0
OP doesn't deverse it FYL ur real father is the one that acts like one he still loves you believe wats in ur heart not the sperm :)
imfjlb 0
damn I'd blow up on her ass!!
WeooBeans 14
The person who raised you is your Dad. It doesn't matter who the sperm donor is.
ISinSoDoYou 0
now when you get shoved in college restroom stall while being pissed upon by an overweight jock named gurtty, your father can give u tips on how to kill him!....or is that just me? O.o
MrWhiteGluz 1
nice!!!!
dirtbiker3325_fml 0
#6- a half brother is different than a fake father, and a biological father who committed murder.
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
The only problem here is that your mom lied to you, you still have a father figure, something that not everyone has these days.