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Today, on a flight, I needed to use the restroom. The passenger next to me was in a deep sleep, and was very large, so I couldn't get out by climbing over him. The urge got severe, so I resorted to tapping him on the shoulder. Turns out he had some nice reflexes and hit me in the face. FML
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DeltaDragonxx 20
Well you know what they say about sleeping bears...
BillMurray_fml 12
You always have to fight Snorlax when you wake him OP
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VonBlitzkrieg 27
I don't understand how puerile can let themselves go like that.
Lastwhiteknight 11
Use the light thingy that calls over the attendant, when they come over, look at the guy and back at them, then they'll wake them up, as they do so punch the guy in the throat and make a run for it...
False_Stupidity 42
And how far do you think you could run while on a plane 40,000 feet in the air? Didn't think that through did you?
onlychildFTW 34
That's a horrible idea 19.
alex_622 22
Always pick aisle seat
slyde32 12
don't always get a choice, besides, I like the window seat
DeltaDragonxx 20
and constantly get kicked by the people walking past you when they are using the restroom.
onlychildFTW 34
Or pick an airline with 1st class lie flat seats with separations. Then you get an isle and 1-2 windows.
Jtisallbusiness 5
Yeah this is fake if he's a deep sleeper then he wouldn't have woken up to a tiny little tap
slyde32 12
some people won't wake up to "excuse me" but a tap on the shoulder might wake them. doesn't make it fake, I've had friends like that
ooft 8
Bet that pissed you off
DeltaDragonxx 20
No shit Sherlock.
evilamoebaattack 20
this was a pun.
orsombre_fml 11
Ouch, it hurts! :-(
wolff_pack 6
Did you relieve yourself when you got hit? Theses are the things we need to know!
hobojo69 23
That sucks, hopefully that hit didn't cause u to lose your shit
koolkitty0978 12
"and then I peed on myself"
volcanes_jovenes 6
Did that punch make you lose control of your bladder?