Today, on a flight, I needed to use the restroom. The passenger next to me was in a deep sleep, and was very large, so I couldn't get out by climbing over him. The urge got severe, so I resorted to tapping him on the shoulder. Turns out he had some nice reflexes and hit me in the face. FML
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After being hit, he said, "oh, oops, do you need to get out?" I was let out, and after waiting in a line of about 6 people, I made it to the restroom.
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DeltaDragonxx 20
Well you know what they say about sleeping bears...
BillMurray_fml 12
You always have to fight Snorlax when you wake him OP
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MoosieHD 7
Snorlax used Brick Break! It's super effective! Sorry, force of habit.
fractured_ 22
After being hit, he said, "oh, oops, do you need to get out?" I was let out, and after waiting in a line of about 6 people, I made it to the restroom.
ThePieGuy0817 29
Having a follow-up to an FML is always good. However, this has got to be the most anticlimactic follow-up I've ever seen. I mean, it's good to see things end okay, and I wasn't exactly expecting things to end with a sword fight or anything equally as entertaining, but wow.
Pinkemena 11
Oops your bad you'd never said you'd ever get it right! Dadadadadada!
LunarServant 10
Hey! Don't be disliking #68 just because she/he has a pony pic!
andyeatsworld 10
Could have been worse OP... You could of shat yourself.
cartedor 18
reflex back and spill hot coffee in his crotch
Murkyy 15
I think we all know what the punchline is.
nikkiluvzglen 16
Did you make it?