Today, my younger brother decided it would be funny to put rubbing alcohol in my contact lens case while I had them soaking overnight. I didn't realize this until I put the first one in. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put vinegar in my contact solution. I took my contacts out hours ago and my eyes still burn. FML
Today, I woke up and put my contacts in. It appears that I got drunk enough last night that instead of soaking my contacts in contact solution, I used mouthwash. FML
Today, after my 22-year-old son realized that there was no more contact solution, he decided to use tequila because he thought it would "kill the germs." We had to go to the hospital to have his eyes flushed out. I raised this moron. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be absolutely hilarious to replace my cold sore cream with superglue. FML
Today, I forgot my contact solution and used my sister's. When I put them in, my eyes burnt like hell. Apparently my sister has a new solution that is acidic and only gets neutralized after 12 hours in a special container. The warning is on the INSIDE of the bottle label. FML
Today, I found out what it feels like to put in a contact while drunk. My eye still hurts. FML
Today, I accidentally sprayed some perfume in my eye. After rinsing said burning eye with water for a few minutes, I half-blindly grabbed the eyedrops my sister left on the counter and used some. They were actually tea tree oil drops. Ouch. FML
Today, my brother thought it’d be a hilarious prank to put Super Glue in my hair extension glue. I didn’t notice until after the first couple of rows. FML
Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower to wind down a little bit. I accidentally splashed a painful amount of hot water and shampoo in my eyes. My left contact is now stuck to my eyeball. FML
Today, while putting on makeup, I got a face full of bloody scratches instead of an even skin tone. Turns out my makeup sponge was full of bits of glass. My little brother forgot to tell me he shattered a mirror beside my makeup box. FML
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underguarded 20
I'm trying not to imagine the pain. Besides your brother not only being a complete idiot and not understanding general knowledge of house hold chemicals, you should introduce him to rubbing alcohol's couson ;hydrogen peroxide on a nice open wound.
Enigmax2514 7
Ambush him by placing two mousetraps just below his balls on his bed while he is sleeping, attach the trap to a string, to a pulley in the ceiling, and then finally tape the string to hid eyelids. The trap will go off once he opens his eyes in the morning, sweet ironic revenge
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Comments (158)
novair 5
nut check time. kick him in the nuts.
kitty5399 0
25: My eye doctor told me its not necessary to rinse them off with my type of contacts. She said I only had to soak them at night.
Brooding99 15
Had some serious sib-wars before... But after alcohol in the contacts, the only reprisal worthy of such would be a tazer shot to the nuts. I wear contacts and I cannot think how bad that would hurt. So, yes. Sib-war on.
perdix 31
Put shards of glass in his crystal meth. That's be funny.
sarahlovesyewxD 8
Who said he was on meth? Maybe coke? Or weed?
YayFlameWarz 9
48- No no, please continue you haven't killed it yet.
DocBastard 40
This must be a bad prank gone horribly wrong if even Cinn is suggesting revenge. Just remember, revenge is a dish best served cold. So lock him in a freezer.
Cinn_fml 23
I've learnt too much from Kay, clearly. Also, why can't I help but think your pic might make a good revenge plan? :P
ikickgingers 15
How did the alcohol not dissolve your contActs??? *Ponders*
j4gerb0mblitz 6
I know how you feel, my mother decided to disinfect my case with bleach, I found this out the next day putting in my lenses...
LuxAeterna_fml 0
Said Goldie locks.
Sweet121 0
Maybe dumb statement, but couldn't you smell the alcohol? Ydi.
ReynshineCutting 10
Nobody deserves this. That's like saying someone deserves it if their house burns down because a mouse chewed through some electrical wiring in the wall and they didn't check all the wiring constantly.
annihil8or 15
Damn, thats tough to beat