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By Damn_her - 05/03/2009 00:04 - Canada

Today, my wife and I were driving to the gas station, she let me out before she pulled up to the pumps because I had to buy some things from the store. I returned to see my wife proudly filling the tank. Smiling, she told me that diesel was cheaper than regular gas. We don't own a diesel car. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2015 15:45 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I was out with my youngest cousin and we had to stop for gas. Since he just got his license, I asked if he wanted to pump the gas while I went into the station to get snacks and pay. He pumped my car full of diesel. FML

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By ChevRooon - 27/01/2012 04:46 - United States

Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off without pumping any gas. FML

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By Shooting myself - 10/02/2014 18:57 - United States - Hillsboro

Today, trying to do something nice for my brother, I filled up his truck's gas tank. I didn't realize until too late that it's a diesel. FML

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Don't rock the boat

By Anonymous - 20/11/2022 00:00

Today, my wife put petrol in my diesel car and ruined the engine, I got a bit upset, but I wasn’t screaming or yelling or anything, but she flew completely off the handle at me at how I was putting all the blame on her and it wasn’t fair. I ended up apologising to her for her mistake. FML

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By Rasta Pickles - 17/12/2022 14:00 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I spent £107 filling wife's car up with fuel. When I get home she says "don't forget we have to fill my car up at Tesco at the weekend". "I've already done it at Asda earlier" I say. "You stupid dumb idiot" she says, "I wanted it filled up at Tesco so I could get Clubcard points". FML

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By AbsentMindedGal - 21/12/2013 09:07 - United States

Today, I stopped at the gas station to fill up my tank and get some snacks. I paid the cashier, then got back into my car, totally forgetting to pump the $50 worth of fuel I'd just prepaid for. Too bad I didn't realize until my car came to a sputtering stop about a mile down the road. FML

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By jeremiah - 06/11/2011 08:21 - Australia

Today, I let my brother borrow my car, as he had a job interview. I told him the tank was nearly empty and gave him $20 to put some petrol in it. Ten minutes later, he calls me, saying the car won't start. He filled it up with diesel. It's a petrol car. FML

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You dipstick!

By mah - 16/01/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, while getting gas, a hottie pulled-up to the pump next to me. I finished filling my tank and started to drive away. As I was checking her out and paying no attention to my driving, I ended up taking the front bumper off her car with my truck. FML

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By sorrygranny - 21/01/2013 16:11 - United States

Today, I was at the gas station with my grandma. After I slid her card and began to pump, I convinced her that it was a lot easier and more convenient to pay at the pump with your credit card instead of paying inside. She yelled as I realized I went $20 over what she had to spend. FML

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Before you get mad…

By Anonyme - 05/12/2018 03:30 - United States - Pleasant Hill

Today, my wife came home and said, "Before you go into the garage, let me tell you what happened…" She was stopped at a traffic light and when it turned green, she stepped on the gas, but the truck in front of her didn't. The grill was smashed and the car has a 3-inch hole in the bumper. FML

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Thursday 5 March 2009 12:51

Here in America, we have much larger nozzles for diesel gas, so that people like your wife cannot put diesel in their cars. The nozzle will not fit into the tank. Only cars with diesel engines have holes large enough to stick the diesel nozzle in.

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Thursday 5 March 2009 12:22

Oh dear God. :( Strangely diesel is more expensive here in the UK.

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justforfun_fml 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 17:26

HOW can you be that dumb?

alex_vik 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 17:43

Looks like you got yourself a real keeper there.

zme08 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 17:45

thats a couple hundred dollars if not more, might need new injectors

drybamboo 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 17:53

You lie. There's no way she would have no idea what diesel is if she can drive and pump gas.

MCR_Lover 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 18:11

Have fun getting it out! Maybe it will teach your wife a little lesson about cars. I had a retarded, blonde hick for a roommate from east Texas who put diesel in her car one time...she had to pay over $300 just to get people to tow her car and remove the diesel. EPIC FAIL.

theWalrus_fml 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 18:19

I had a teacher who put diesel into his regular tank, so not all American diesel nozzles are so different that they cannot pump diesel fuel into a regular car gas tank.

bullseye3535 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 18:25

i think people like that should not be allowed to reproduce. lol

msupky 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 19:15

Aha... I know that there ARE diesel engines and gas engines... but I never really understood what they meant. In Toronto, it's pretty rare to see diesel stations (?) LOL... thanks! Now I won't be walking in the shoes of your wife :) We don't get lectured on these things! Give us a break! That's asif I asked a guy whats the difference between lipstick #332 Cherry blossom cream rouge and lipstick #333 Nectar tangerine ripe rouge.

csigabajnok 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 19:20

YOU DID THE SHOPPING AND LET HER FILL UP THE CAR? WHAT KIND OF A MAN ARE YOU, SERIOUSLY??? just joking, but some gender roles have actual meaning in them ;)