Anonymous
France
Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
so not funny!
United States
GOT FML
Today, my husband and I, as well as our two oldest kids, have dark hair. Our youngest came out with very blonde hair, like my older brother's. My husband insists on calling the baby our little “golden-haired Lannister”, no matter how many times I’ve asked him to stop. He thinks it’s hilarious. FML
Anonymous
Suspicious Minds
Today, I finally found out why my wife always told me to never visit her at work. You see, my wife and I are dark haired with blue/brown eyes and our daughter is blonde with very striking emerald green eyes. You know who else is blonde with striking emerald eyes? My wife’s boss. FML
#MurrayShow
Today, my son was finally born. He was the perfect weight, as healthy as can be, and has his father’s dark, chocolate complexion. At least I’m guessing so, since both my wife and I are white. FML
Confused
Suspicious coincidence?
Today, my wife had our first child. He's identical to her coworker. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Foiled by genetics
Today, I was chatting with my optician and it came up that eye colour is determined by parents eye colour, such as how blue and brown-eyed parents can’t make a green-eyed baby. My wife and I are blue and brown. Our 6 year-old has green eyes. I confronted her and she admitted she'd had an affair. FML
Damn
Australia
Today, I noticed my nephew has blue eyes, freckles and dimples which don't run in my family or my sister's husband's family, but they do run in my husband's family. FML
Xandar
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
Anonymous
Newark, United States
Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML
Fmyhair
Norway
It's called fashion, Deborah
Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML
Anonymous
Wheelers Hill, Australia
Today, I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue, and so are my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair, which is now green. FML
Top comments
pilfpolf 0
its possible to have red hair kid if youre both blonde its a recessive gene
olypicgold 0
you obviously never paid atention in high school...ever.
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girlsnotgrey_7 0
ROFL!!! #13 u just made my day
Spagneti 0
Oh no it's gingervitis!
antonioohama 0
So? How is this an FML? Did any of your parents have red hair? I think it's a recessive gene, meaning that it can come up again in the second next generation. Look up ‘recessive gene’ in Wikipedia for more info.
Noxic 0
Doesn't automatically mean she cheated...
Witchcraft_fml 5
Ugh. It's called a recessive trait. If you or your wife have had red hair in your bloodline that was passed down to you through recessive genes, there's a possibility of your child/children getting that trait. If you've BOTH had a parent/grandparent/great-grandparent, etc. that had the gene, the chance increases. Let me guess, you freaked out at her and ran out, and posted this FML from your mother's basement? Spare us, please.
Malajustice 0
LOLOL!! Even got schooled by #87 who just learned about it in class and thinks it's called a "faternity" test! Let's hope your intellect is recessive.
Atara223 0
You DO know how genes work, right?
Nattodesu 0
#19, ALL caucasian babies have blue eyes. All of them. Eye colour doesn't settle for up to three years.
Little_momma 0
last year my sister and brother in law got a twin, two boys. there both blond en she has green eyes and he has blue eyes. the twin both were redheaded when they were born right now there as blond as they can be!!!
youraliar 0
10th grade Biology, did you go to school?