Anonymous
France
Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
so not funny!
United States
GOT FML
Today, my husband and I, as well as our two oldest kids, have dark hair. Our youngest came out with very blonde hair, like my older brother's. My husband insists on calling the baby our little “golden-haired Lannister”, no matter how many times I’ve asked him to stop. He thinks it’s hilarious. FML
Anonymous
Suspicious Minds
Today, I finally found out why my wife always told me to never visit her at work. You see, my wife and I are dark haired with blue/brown eyes and our daughter is blonde with very striking emerald green eyes. You know who else is blonde with striking emerald eyes? My wife’s boss. FML
#MurrayShow
Today, my son was finally born. He was the perfect weight, as healthy as can be, and has his father’s dark, chocolate complexion. At least I’m guessing so, since both my wife and I are white. FML
Confused
Suspicious coincidence?
Today, my wife had our first child. He's identical to her coworker. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Foiled by genetics
Today, I was chatting with my optician and it came up that eye colour is determined by parents eye colour, such as how blue and brown-eyed parents can’t make a green-eyed baby. My wife and I are blue and brown. Our 6 year-old has green eyes. I confronted her and she admitted she'd had an affair. FML
Damn
Australia
Today, I noticed my nephew has blue eyes, freckles and dimples which don't run in my family or my sister's husband's family, but they do run in my husband's family. FML
Xandar
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
Anonymous
Newark, United States
Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML
Fmyhair
Norway
It's called fashion, Deborah
Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML
Anonymous
Wheelers Hill, Australia
Today, I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue, and so are my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair, which is now green. FML
Top comments
pilfpolf 0
its possible to have red hair kid if youre both blonde its a recessive gene
olypicgold 0
you obviously never paid atention in high school...ever.
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Comments (434)
G_Lagaffe 4
WHO GIVES A ****!!!! DONT WRITE A ******* FML ON THAT YOU IDIOT!
DarkskyFML 5
If she cheated on, it might be because you're stupid.
firepanda11 7
How do fmls like this get accepted? It's a thing called genes, you learn this in grade 8!
Megaemochick100 0
Well if either of your parents are red headed, it's possible to still have a red headed kid. It's also possible if one parent has dark and the other light hair, but since you are both blonde...well I just hope one of either of your parents is a red head!
musiciangirl591 16
my parents both have dark hair and i have red hair and blue eyes... its called genetics dude (both of my grandmas were red-heads)
godamnitmotagain 16
blonde hair is dominant over red hair, its more likely that you are both carriers of the recessive than your wife cheating on you. Unless this FML is about having a red haired son, in which case I'm offended.
pheonix_flash 7
Blonde is already a recessive gene numnuts. (Talking to comrnt below mine) sounds like someonex been cheeting...
Yunhee_fml 16
IT HAS NO SOUL!
xXNerrrdXx 16
FYL, not because the baby is a ginger, but because you are stupid enough to oost this before you google genes first !
Athanasy 6
love your son. it doesn't matter if he's a ginger