By Anonymous - 06/07/2011 23:35 - Canada

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Today, my wife actually had the balls to tell me that we can't have sex for the rest of her nine month pregnancy, because according to her, "I don't want twins." FML
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Thabb 0

Ehhh, your hand isn't THAT bad.

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ADayToPierceTheV 0

sounds reasonable

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dayummalyssa 0

they're not gonna have twins if they have sex while she's pregnant....

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sexy_geek 5

Ur wife is dumb as bricks...sigh people that dumb shouldnt be allowed to have sex!

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b3dtim3 2

lol @ women talking about it as "self empowering"... you do realize that realtionships don't survive without sex right? OP, if there isn't ANY sex... you really need to tell your wife that there's a problem.

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KingAdrock 16

If she is actually saying no to sex because she thinks she can get pregnant... while *already* pregnant; I'd say that's a level of stupid so deep it is divorce-worthy.

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iheartroxxi 1

you idiot, your wife is dumb too, but shes also i guess "protecting" the child! if you have intercourse while pregnant the baby can get brain damage. how bout instead of posting on the internet about your wife, you help her understand about being pregnant, and learn something yourself... :/ ass

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Bloodandroses13 1

Wait, what?! You're joking right?

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nicole32500838 0

well thats kinda idiotic of ur wife cuz its impossible to concive twins by having sex two seperate times

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Jonpker3 4

Now she gets to find out how much she bitches during pregnancy. dont hold back let her learn her lesson.

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