Miscellaneous: Today, my weird neighbor is a conspiracy theorist and thinks...

By Anonymous - 14/10/2013 07:13 - United States - Eagle Point

Today, my weird neighbor is a conspiracy theorist and thinks the government is trying to kill him. Someone thought it would be funny to shine a red laser light through his window. I was on the stairs when he ran past, screaming bloody murder, sending me down a flight of steps. FML

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Same thing different taste

Just a prank, bro!

By Scared - 13/07/2019 02:30

Today, I played a harmless joke on my neighbors by pointing a laser pointer out of my window onto their wall. Apparently, my neighbors don't take jokes lightly as one of the sons pointed at my window while screaming and swearing, then took out a gang bandana and wrapped it around his face. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2015 20:24

Today, my thundercunt of a neighbor, who's hated me since I moved in, called the cops on me. He told them he saw me shooting up on drugs. I'm diabetic and was injecting insulin, which he could only have seen by spying on me through my living room window. FML

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By Nell - 30/06/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, as I was going to bed, I spotted a man staring at my window from a neighbor's yard. Ten minutes later, he was still there. I freaked out, started crying, and contemplated calling the cops. My creeper turned out to be the neighbor's wooden lawn ornament. FML

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By inyobeddd - 02/05/2013 08:27 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my crazy neighbor came up to me in the street and slapped me across the face, accusing me of leering through her restroom window while she showered. I'm gay. FML

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By triple l - 15/10/2012 08:33 - United States

Today, the police searched my house because my neighbors thought we were aiming a gun with laser sight at them. We were only getting our daft dog to chase a laser light around; we don't even own any guns. FML

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By Ghettogirl4life - 12/07/2011 13:34 - United States

Today, I moved into my new apartment. My neighbor is apparently crazy and thinks I'm trying to 'steal' her husband. She watches me and is super paranoid. I have a two year lease. FML

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By Matti - 17/08/2018 22:00

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML

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Leave me alone

By MIB - 13/07/2011 16:26 - United States

Today, I awoke to banging at my door. It was my neighbor, accusing me of stealing her mail to spy on her, because apparently she thinks I must be some sort of secret agent. The cops don't believe me when I call, and she won't go away. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2013 20:19 - Switzerland

Today, my elderly neighbour was having some kind of house party. It was incredibly loud, so I went and asked if he could tone it down a little. He responded by grabbing a deck chair, smacking me with it, then chasing me back to my house, all while his guests cheered him on. FML

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By ldrik1 - 11/06/2014 20:36 - United States - Syracuse

Today, my psycho neighbor finished building a cannon. An honest-to-god, on-wheels, could-be-on-a-pirate-ship cannon. And now he's testing it in the forest by my house. I'm pretty scared for my life, to be honest. FML

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amd1314a 8

Monday 14 October 2013 14:43

Unless there really was a sniper ... 0_o

DocBastard 38

Monday 14 October 2013 14:45

It's not paranoia if they really are after you. HEY, WHO THE **** IS AT MY WINDOW!?

Comments

ozpunker 20

Tuesday 15 October 2013 4:52

It was probably just Badger and Skinny Pete.

jordan713 6

Tuesday 15 October 2013 5:03

My dads a conspiracy theorist to. Very annoying- especially the long lectures on how to prepare for the collapse of America, or why America's going to fall to financial ruin. My mom divorced him because of it. Now I am forced by the court to see him lol fml to

Waspinator1998 21

Tuesday 15 October 2013 5:36

I hope you're alright, but I applaud the genius who did this.

rooneygirl420 13

Tuesday 15 October 2013 6:06

I'm sorry you fell down the stairs, but the part about someone shining a red laser through your neighbor's window is too funny :p

WhitneyAndGdrago 10

Tuesday 15 October 2013 6:41

sometimes I feel cameras are watching everything I do like my phone camera or laptop... I don't blame I'm for being scared but I feel bad that op got hurt sorry!

Flashman9000 9

Tuesday 15 October 2013 16:59

No they didn't you just watch too much TV *cough* breaking bad *cough*

RaginBitch 6

Tuesday 15 October 2013 17:42

Funny thing is, it's not a conspiracy to those that are aware of what really is happening. Those that are uninformed obey the best! Those that stand up and fight are called crazy! go figure. lol I hope that you didn't get hurt OP, but I laughed my butt off, only because this reminds me of a good friend of our that's "CRAZY", great guy and VERY aware of things happening, but those that don't wish to hear or see it will write him off as deranged! Sad really how ignorant people are to the truths out there...The flouride in our water, GMO's in our foods, the carcinogens that they say are safe for us, the nasty BigPharma that controls such a mass of our society, the bees that are dying off because of their pesticides to 'protect the crops'...I could go on but they're probably watching this as we speak!! LOL yep, I'm one of the crazies...But if someone doesn't stand up for our civilization, they'll take us all down as pawns in their game of power. Sick really The laser pointer has me laughing my ASS off, it's my buddy all rolled in a sweet little FML, and he would TOTALLY have been flying down those stairs, with his 3 cats in tow and his aluminum helmet strapped on!!! ROFLMAO