Today, my very good friend ratted me out to my boss because I used the photocopier for personal use. He said he will always be my friend, but "rules are rules." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my so-called friend snitched to the teachers that I was the admin of the school confessions page and I got scolded after school. FML
Today, my coworker, who I thought was my “friend,” threw me under the bus and showed my boss all the texts I'd sent talking shit about her. I was sacked. I confronted him and told him I thought we were friends. He replied, “The mouse is friend of the cheese, it doesn’t mean he’s not gonna eat it.” FML
Today, my boss threatened to write me up, after I made a slightly rude joke about a coworker everyone hates. A while later, a colleague told me the same joke. Turns out my boss had gone around telling it to everyone else and taking all the credit. FML
Today, my boss bitched me out for violating workplace privacy, after he found an FML post from last year that eerily resembled a situation that happened the same year. He thought I posted it and twisted things to make him look like an idiot. I've never posted here in my life. FML
Today, I was telling my coworker that I was considering quitting the shady, 50-shades-of-scum business we work at. He snitched to our boss, who quickly fired me on bullshit charges of incompetence, theft, and workplace bullying. I guess I'm not getting a good reference from him. FML
Today, I got fired from my job because my boss thinks that me doing everything he says makes me untrustworthy. FML
Today, after I tried to help my friend bust his cheating girlfriend, he seems to still trust her, so now my office friends think I'm a bigmouth. FML
Today, I got in trouble with my boss for doing what she wanted me to do. I guess she didn't think I would do it, so she did it herself. FML
Today, my boss reprimanded me for a huge screw-up that he was responsible for. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend is being sacked. He's also about to rent a new apartment which he won't be able to afford when he loses his job. I can't warn him or I'll breach confidentiality and lose my job as well. FML
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DeJahVu 0
I say key his car and shove a potato in his exhaust pipe. Thatll fix him up extra good.
caligal14 0
I think it depends on what kind of 'personal use' is meant here. I mean, if it was one paper or whatever, yeah that sucks. If it was like a novel, and someone else got yelled at for wasting the papers then I don't think you really have a right to complain here...
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fcukb0o 0
Ratt him out next time to your boss that your friend was ******* his wife and you walked in!
MotherRussia 0
Not a very good friend then, huh?
icanfloat12 0
ass hole friend she or he is using you
allergic_2_broke 0
what happened to friends getting each other's backs??? seriously? using the photo copier for personal use? i run a communications shop, and hell, free copying, free faxing, free scanning... all just perks of the job.
litzner_2013 0
wow ur life is rough! i mean really? is this a fml? no its not. its an ima get my ass chewed for two minutes because i copied some papers that i wasnt supposed to.
thyestes 0
Well he is kind of failing his life in terms of the good friends he picked... I mean seriously why bother? I wouldn't tell my boss if I disliked the person, especially volunteering the information, it's just petty.
michigan12207 0
HAHAHA do not lie to yourself. Your ugly fat ass does not have any friends your loser. stop calling your blow up doll your best friend. You have no friends and never had any friends. Your fat loser ass just sits at home and plays with yourself all day to pictures of farm animals you peice of shit waste of life loser. Your parents must be pissed having you as a kid
nwsnws 0
your friend is not cool
da_byrdwatcha 0
STOP SNITCHING
Omnigeek6 1
I'm not really sure what to say on this one. On the one hand, rules are rules, but on the other hand, misuse of the copier is a fairly minor thing. Either way, this doesn't seem on the level of an FML.
DameGreyWulf 1
I partially take your friend's side. I think he should have brought it up with you first, rather than getting you in trouble outright, but he's right: you need to follow the rules. Granted this was minor, but do you expect him to cover your ass all the time? A good friend doesn't expect such things from their friends.