Today, my very good friend ratted me out to my boss because I used the photocopier for personal use. He said he will always be my friend, but "rules are rules." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my so-called friend snitched to the teachers that I was the admin of the school confessions page and I got scolded after school. FML
Today, my coworker, who I thought was my “friend,” threw me under the bus and showed my boss all the texts I'd sent talking shit about her. I was sacked. I confronted him and told him I thought we were friends. He replied, “The mouse is friend of the cheese, it doesn’t mean he’s not gonna eat it.” FML
Today, my boss threatened to write me up, after I made a slightly rude joke about a coworker everyone hates. A while later, a colleague told me the same joke. Turns out my boss had gone around telling it to everyone else and taking all the credit. FML
Today, my boss bitched me out for violating workplace privacy, after he found an FML post from last year that eerily resembled a situation that happened the same year. He thought I posted it and twisted things to make him look like an idiot. I've never posted here in my life. FML
Today, I was telling my coworker that I was considering quitting the shady, 50-shades-of-scum business we work at. He snitched to our boss, who quickly fired me on bullshit charges of incompetence, theft, and workplace bullying. I guess I'm not getting a good reference from him. FML
Today, I got fired from my job because my boss thinks that me doing everything he says makes me untrustworthy. FML
Today, after I tried to help my friend bust his cheating girlfriend, he seems to still trust her, so now my office friends think I'm a bigmouth. FML
Today, I got in trouble with my boss for doing what she wanted me to do. I guess she didn't think I would do it, so she did it herself. FML
Today, my boss reprimanded me for a huge screw-up that he was responsible for. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend is being sacked. He's also about to rent a new apartment which he won't be able to afford when he loses his job. I can't warn him or I'll breach confidentiality and lose my job as well. FML
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DeJahVu 0
I say key his car and shove a potato in his exhaust pipe. Thatll fix him up extra good.
caligal14 0
I think it depends on what kind of 'personal use' is meant here. I mean, if it was one paper or whatever, yeah that sucks. If it was like a novel, and someone else got yelled at for wasting the papers then I don't think you really have a right to complain here...
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Comments (141)
MzRodriquez95 0
Hey Mann "Rules are Rules I don't make but i sure do follow them" =P
Jenmaree 9
Your friend's a shit head. Freeze him out and watch for any little mistake he makes, then rat him out to the boss for it.
lotusflower007 0
I wouldn't be his friend, brown noser, He should of said something to you first. If he did, and you went and printed and used a lot of paper, then well it's not so bad, but if you just used a little, and it was to take care of some needed paperwork, and he just told without talking to you first thats just bad
myhairynutsack 0
Just stay away from him. I wouldn't rat him out on anything because chances are the boss probably doesn't care that you used the photocopier and it likely annoys him to have a tattletale in the office.
DunHassleDuhHoff 0
Frame her for murder, and as she is being hauled away by the police and going insane, tears streaming down her face and totally confused and mad about it, tell her... "Rules are rules."
davidomke 0
is your friend gay? Sounds like something a bitchy girl would say
axnpaxn 0
You need to get a new friend.
hendo11 0
ydi cuz u got raped with a carrot.
blackwidowtaco 31
Wtf?
pwnage79 0
then you say " and what are rules? meant to be broken."
anonymous_user 0
you deserve it for breaking the rules!