Today, my very good friend ratted me out to my boss because I used the photocopier for personal use. He said he will always be my friend, but "rules are rules." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my so-called friend snitched to the teachers that I was the admin of the school confessions page and I got scolded after school. FML
Today, my coworker, who I thought was my “friend,” threw me under the bus and showed my boss all the texts I'd sent talking shit about her. I was sacked. I confronted him and told him I thought we were friends. He replied, “The mouse is friend of the cheese, it doesn’t mean he’s not gonna eat it.” FML
Today, my boss threatened to write me up, after I made a slightly rude joke about a coworker everyone hates. A while later, a colleague told me the same joke. Turns out my boss had gone around telling it to everyone else and taking all the credit. FML
Today, my boss bitched me out for violating workplace privacy, after he found an FML post from last year that eerily resembled a situation that happened the same year. He thought I posted it and twisted things to make him look like an idiot. I've never posted here in my life. FML
Today, I was telling my coworker that I was considering quitting the shady, 50-shades-of-scum business we work at. He snitched to our boss, who quickly fired me on bullshit charges of incompetence, theft, and workplace bullying. I guess I'm not getting a good reference from him. FML
Today, I got fired from my job because my boss thinks that me doing everything he says makes me untrustworthy. FML
Today, after I tried to help my friend bust his cheating girlfriend, he seems to still trust her, so now my office friends think I'm a bigmouth. FML
Today, I got in trouble with my boss for doing what she wanted me to do. I guess she didn't think I would do it, so she did it herself. FML
Today, my boss reprimanded me for a huge screw-up that he was responsible for. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend is being sacked. He's also about to rent a new apartment which he won't be able to afford when he loses his job. I can't warn him or I'll breach confidentiality and lose my job as well. FML
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DeJahVu 0
I say key his car and shove a potato in his exhaust pipe. Thatll fix him up extra good.
caligal14 0
I think it depends on what kind of 'personal use' is meant here. I mean, if it was one paper or whatever, yeah that sucks. If it was like a novel, and someone else got yelled at for wasting the papers then I don't think you really have a right to complain here...
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Comments (141)
BikerMike 0
Is he still your friend?????????
ScaryyMary 14
Well, I'm sure he felt duty-bound to tell after your fat ass cracked the glass...
Valentina525 0
stupid stupid stupid friend
capthavoc123 0
Yeah, well, you're a shit friend for putting him in the position where he had to make that decision. In this economy, I'd rather keep my job than keep silent about it and get found out later.
MrMeganFox 0
lol what a kanye west
jessxoxo28 5
wow, lol seems like a paranoid goody good
danturn 0
dude. you're about to get pwned. always back a Brit in a troll off. they pack the **** word. your "mom" jokes only work up to a point.
NorfolkDude 2
Tough love, FTW.
The__Redneck 7
Rules ARE rules. If you expect your friend to cover up for you, he ain't the one who's being a shitty friend.
scateice 0
....so? Does that make him not your friend? Is it really that important to you that you got in a little trouble? People here are so sensitive, jeez