Today, my very drunk mom called me to confess that she was the girl that my boyfriend left me for two years ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML
Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML
Today, after a long time convincing my parents that my boyfriend is really a good guy, not only did he decide to come by the house completely drunk, but he also ended up trying to kiss my mom, thinking it was me. FML
Today, I had to get my boyfriend's mom to help me get my boyfriend in his house because he was so drunk. He broke up with me for getting him in trouble. FML
Today, my mom called me to tell me she'd got in touch with my ex for his birthday, and that the two of them had made a plan for us to get back together. My new boyfriend was in the process of proposing to me. FML
Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend called saying she wants to get back together because of how mature and sincere I sounded last night. I despise her and I was drunk last night. FML
Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML
Today, I woke up from a night of heavy drinking to find my girlfriend dumped me. Apparently I drunk-called her last night and told her that someone as beautiful as her could be with someone way better than me. She agreed. FML
Today, my mom came home drunk and crying, so I tried to comfort her and asked what was wrong. She wasted no time admitting that she'd hooked up with her ex-husband, AKA my dad, but that it'd sucked for her because he has a tiny penis. Thanks, I really needed to know that. FML
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Top comments
Roskosity 22
But it is her fault that she's a backstabbing ****.
aliciaanomalyyxo 12
That's ****** up!!
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Comments (58)
worldclassrager 41
Now that's just wrong...family affairs I can understand but that's way off...
Drifting 21
Moms got game? Sorry OP that sucks but at least she was honest with you, and if your ex left you for your mom it's a good thing he's your ex....
Colin_XU 6
wow, but it is 2years later
Arkana_fml 14
Sorry to hear that your mom is a MILF :(
Late_night83 25
Ouch.
thatbaybay 8
By any chance does your name happen to be Stacy? Jk but that was 2 years ago though at least he left before it got more serious
bored1994 2
By any chance, is your name Stacy?
ltfodder 1
i'm sorry. but thats just wrong on so many levels.
StarLight1120 3
That is so horrible I have no idea how a mom can do that to her own daughter!! I am so sorry that happened to you :(
ulquiorra102 10
Will that's disappointing
peachfuzz74 8
I hope she was kidding:(