Today, my vegan step-mom found out I ate at McDonald's yesterday. She gave me hell and asked me how it feels to give money to "murderers". All while my dad sat quietly by because he's too whipped to speak his mind. It wasn't even her house a month ago. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my family dragged me to a steakhouse, knowing full well I'm vegan. I sat there, with my sad little salad, watching as they stuffed themselves with burned animal flesh and laughed at me. They wonder why I hate them all. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML
Today, I made a tasty, healthy plant-based lunch for my family. They ate a few bites, spat it out, and then went to McDonald's "to eat real food, you know, food with meat in it." FML
Today, my daughter came home from school crying hysterically. Apparently, her teacher is a vegan douchebag who told the whole class, "If your family eats meat, they're eating your future!" Now she screams when we eat meat. FML
Today, I've been a vegan for a year. It's also the day that I met my dad's new best friend, who happens to be a retired butcher. They tried to pull an intervention on me for not "being sensible" by eating meat. FML
Today, I was making dinner for my family while my wife was at work. She walked in the door with McDonald's, even though she knew I was cooking. Then our kids saw and started screaming that they wanted McDonald's too and that it was unfair. I've told her not to pull this shit and she won't listen. FML
Today, my mom admitted that the only reason she took me out for lunch was because she felt guilty over going on a massive shopping spree for my sister while I was forced to stay home alone. I thanked her for the Wendy's meal anyway. FML
Today, my boyfriend called my mother stupid and angrily argued with her at a family dinner. Why? We have a long-running family joke that "Vegan food doesn't contain calories," and my boyfriend thought my mum said it seriously, and was therefore a moron. FML
Today, I made the mistake of telling my militant vegan coworker I have fond memories of hunting with my dad, which set her off like a tofu-powered grenade. If she doesn’t stop treating me like the devil, making snide comments, and other shit, I may have to go to HR about her. FML
Today, I was minding a 6-year old boy. He begged me to take him somewhere. I rang his mum, and she said I could. He picked to go to McDonald's. He ordered chicken. After his meal, he told me he was vegetarian, and wanted to try some meat while his mum wasn't around. I got the blame. FML
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fhlakd 25
That sucks.... stand up for yourself even if your dad won't! I have a step mom who came in and did the same thing almost 20 years ago and to this day, my dad has yet to locate his balls. -_-
am1717 22
Tell her she's a plant-killer :)
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Comments (128)
bapbap_fml 15
Ugh. People like her give us all a bad name. I'd say try reason and logic and explain to her that you respect her choices and ask that she does the same but it sounds like that would be a long-shot. Just keep doing what you want and try to ignore her. There's no winning when you argue with people like that.
laden_swallow09 35
Your father may be whipped, but you're not. ******' demolish her holier-than-thou bullshit and eat another burger right in front of her stupid face.
tomvertigo 17
Make her a bacon boquet. Seriously, though. Do whatever you want. If she is going to shove vegan propaganda down your throat then eat meat right infront if her. It is absolutely fair.
Dynamite73 25
I hate vegans
purple_duck88 6
I suppose you're a Trump supporter?
TAntobella 14
Meat-heads are WAY worst.
CaroLouWho 10
As a vegetarian who really doesn't give a shit what other people do as long as they let me do my thing, I apologize. She's an asshole.
lilithfury 23
Hopefully your dad signed a prenup
Witchylady 18
Did you know they scientifically proved that broccoli and cauliflower scream when you pull them out of the ground. Tell your step mom that. I too am one to protect animals rights but bullying someone to do as she wants them to do is not the way. You have to stand up to her. And sadly if it comes to it just yell that she is not your real mother and has no right to tell you what to do. I know it's not the ideal way to start your step mother relationship but if she can't be reasoned with in a piloted calm manner then you may need to bring out the big guns. Good luck.
smoothies14 32
Could you post a link to the article on the screaming?
tarlax 11
Oh look at that, another "studies show that..." comment that doesn't actually provide any proof at all, even though finding reputable links to it would be trivial if they actually existed. Color me shocked. SHOCKED, I say.
ShyGui 13
Tell her to google the definition of murder. If she hits you with the "animals are people too" just shoot back and say "then people taste great!"
militarybrat 21
Tell dad he can come visit you. WITHOUT the step bitch.
natedawg360 2
I wouldve been like "good actually, you know that big Mac really filled me up, unlike that vegan stuff."