Today, my vegan step-mom found out I ate at McDonald's yesterday. She gave me hell and asked me how it feels to give money to "murderers". All while my dad sat quietly by because he's too whipped to speak his mind. It wasn't even her house a month ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my family dragged me to a steakhouse, knowing full well I'm vegan. I sat there, with my sad little salad, watching as they stuffed themselves with burned animal flesh and laughed at me. They wonder why I hate them all. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML
Today, I made a tasty, healthy plant-based lunch for my family. They ate a few bites, spat it out, and then went to McDonald's "to eat real food, you know, food with meat in it." FML
Today, my daughter came home from school crying hysterically. Apparently, her teacher is a vegan douchebag who told the whole class, "If your family eats meat, they're eating your future!" Now she screams when we eat meat. FML
Today, I've been a vegan for a year. It's also the day that I met my dad's new best friend, who happens to be a retired butcher. They tried to pull an intervention on me for not "being sensible" by eating meat. FML
Today, I was making dinner for my family while my wife was at work. She walked in the door with McDonald's, even though she knew I was cooking. Then our kids saw and started screaming that they wanted McDonald's too and that it was unfair. I've told her not to pull this shit and she won't listen. FML
Today, my mom admitted that the only reason she took me out for lunch was because she felt guilty over going on a massive shopping spree for my sister while I was forced to stay home alone. I thanked her for the Wendy's meal anyway. FML
Today, my boyfriend called my mother stupid and angrily argued with her at a family dinner. Why? We have a long-running family joke that "Vegan food doesn't contain calories," and my boyfriend thought my mum said it seriously, and was therefore a moron. FML
Today, I made the mistake of telling my militant vegan coworker I have fond memories of hunting with my dad, which set her off like a tofu-powered grenade. If she doesn’t stop treating me like the devil, making snide comments, and other shit, I may have to go to HR about her. FML
Today, I was minding a 6-year old boy. He begged me to take him somewhere. I rang his mum, and she said I could. He picked to go to McDonald's. He ordered chicken. After his meal, he told me he was vegetarian, and wanted to try some meat while his mum wasn't around. I got the blame. FML
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fhlakd 25
That sucks.... stand up for yourself even if your dad won't! I have a step mom who came in and did the same thing almost 20 years ago and to this day, my dad has yet to locate his balls. -_-
am1717 22
Tell her she's a plant-killer :)
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Stuffaluffagus 25
Eat it in front of her next time
zeffra13 31
To most vegans, that is the best reason. Since she only moved in a month ago, I'm going to assume they've only been married that long. He probably doesn't want to rock the boat just yet, or he didn't know what to say at the time. I'm assuming she was around you before they married and didn't act this way? It's possible he spoke to her about it later when she calmed down, but I'm curious if she's forcing him to become vegan.
Mightytall 35
Vegan food is actually not that bad, just add ground beef and some cream and that does the trick usually. Are you forced to live with that lunatic or were you just visiting? Either way, you should have a talk with your dad about standing up for you if she's going all PETA psycho on you.
Mightytall 35
Yeeesh... Here we go. The vegans gave me thumbs down ... knew it! If you believe in living that lifestyle, please do so at your own leisure. Just don't impose your ideas on others. It's just bad manners to do so, jehova's witnesses, Scientology and all the other nut jobs trying to impose their way to every other human being are just dumb ***** that need to get a life.
GrapeJuice67 17
Yeah, it's not, but it's actually worse/the same for you because it's just as overprocessed, if not more so than if you were eating meat. Plus you're cutting out vitamins that you actually need from eating meat, so enjoy those supplements. IN RESPONSE TO OP: Next time she asks something like that, tell her 'fantastic'. If you don't want to be vegan, don't be. She doesn't get to make that decision for you OP. (Though really #48 has the right idea, this is just if she continues to be a psycho)
smoothies14 32
If you're going to break the rules, at least go to a steakhouse.
VoiceOfReason89 1
Let me guess... She's a liberal...
liquidpwnage 15
Tell her to stop imposing her ideals on to others. People like that are vegans for attention and nothing more. She cant shame you for following the natural order of the food chain.
aelabed 17
Come home and eat a burger right in front of that rude bitch
SavageSmith 9
I'd **** her ass up
Mooglefox 24
Go back to McDonalds, get a few more burgers, take it home, and start eating them in her face while showing your dad who really has a pair.
jewelia13 12
Oh, ffs - militant vegans are the WORST. I remember trying to go vegetarian and having vegans say "Well, you obviously don't love animals if you're ONLY vegetarian..." (For the record - I'm a flexitarian: "someone who eats a plant-based with the occasional inclusion of meat products.")