Love: Today, my two friends and I went to the movies. One of my friends...

By someoneelsessaliva - 05/06/2010 06:59 - Australia

Today, my two friends and I went to the movies. One of my friends brought my crush. They started making out, leaning over the armrest, until they were practically in my lap. Saliva got on my arm. FML

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By thirdwheel - 09/07/2013 11:05 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush to a movie. What I didn't realise is that she would bring a "friend" along, and that I would have to sit next to them making out for 2 hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 15:43 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

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Betrayal

By frankfukhergood - 09/07/2009 05:49 - Canada

Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML

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Romantic move

By soomeone - 16/02/2010 19:28 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML

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By a man - 13/07/2013 13:20 - United States - Houston

Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML

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By Mojo_Jojo - 13/06/2009 11:01 - China

Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML

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By Devin - 02/08/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML

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By HouseMdFangirl - 10/08/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML

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By imawesomeokay - 20/07/2013 05:53 - Mexico - Zapopan

Today, I went to watch a movie. In the middle of it, I accidentally fell asleep. Minutes later, I awoke on a stranger's shoulder. He was caressing my hair. FML

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The Taste of Love

By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML

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Saturday 5 June 2010 16:11

WHAT THE ****? Ew!!! Some great friends you have -_- FYL. But YDI for not saying anything. Maybe it's just me but I'd be like, "GTFO me now and go slobber all over each other somewhere else."

I20CK5TAR 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 16:15

That's ur fault shouldve asked her to go first... your friend is just tryin to be a douch....

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gye83 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 16:33

wow that sucks

x_Elle_x 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 16:35

awkward much

lickmyjock 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 16:36

at least she knows it was saliva too

Kaserex 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 16:37

That's hot. (sarcastically).

deppfreak99 3

Saturday 5 June 2010 16:39

I wouldve pushed them off and then kill my friend if she that was my crush.

sosoinlove09 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 16:42

#31 what's your name? you look familiar

rallets 22

Saturday 5 June 2010 16:45

lol kevin, from where?

mayaaaxoxo 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 16:57

it's time to get new friends.

Jstarks 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 17:00

are you sure it was saliva

fartstar 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 17:00

It sounds like a foursome to me

perdix 29

Saturday 5 June 2010 17:01

Lick your arm and it's like making out with him. Or maybe your friend. Hopefully, he'll play the dick-in-the-popcorn trick and you'll catch another of his bodily fluids -- with buttery flavor, no less!