Today, my two friends and I went to the movies. One of my friends brought my crush. They started making out, leaning over the armrest, until they were practically in my lap. Saliva got on my arm. FML
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Today, I took my crush to see a movie. During the movie, I made a move and put my arm around her. As I reached over, my hand went straight into the popcorn tub, and I knocked it over. It spilled everywhere, all over her lap, all over me, and on the floor. I spent the next 15 minutes trying to clean up, while she awkwardly avoided eye contact. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush to a movie. What I didn't realise is that she would bring a "friend" along, and that I would have to sit next to them making out for 2 hours. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML
Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML
Today, I went on what I thought was a solo outing with my longtime crush. He decided to invite a friend along. I had to pick her up half an hour away from town, he treated her to the movie we were watching while I had to pay for myself, he fingered her in the theatre, and made out with her on the drive home. FML
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Top comments
MischiefManaged 0
WHAT THE ****? Ew!!! Some great friends you have -_- FYL. But YDI for not saying anything. Maybe it's just me but I'd be like, "GTFO me now and go slobber all over each other somewhere else."
I20CK5TAR 0
That's ur fault shouldve asked her to go first... your friend is just tryin to be a douch....
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Comments (146)
gye83 0
wow that sucks
x_Elle_x 0
awkward much
lickmyjock 0
at least she knows it was saliva too
Kaserex 0
That's hot. (sarcastically).
deppfreak99 3
I wouldve pushed them off and then kill my friend if she that was my crush.
sosoinlove09 0
#31 what's your name? you look familiar
rallets 23
lol kevin, from where?
mayaaaxoxo 0
it's time to get new friends.
Jstarks 0
are you sure it was saliva
fartstar 0
It sounds like a foursome to me
perdix 31
Lick your arm and it's like making out with him. Or maybe your friend. Hopefully, he'll play the dick-in-the-popcorn trick and you'll catch another of his bodily fluids -- with buttery flavor, no less!
ninjaturtle85 0
ewwww
TehBearJew 0
Use your pimp hand to slap them. Remember: back hand is discipline.
kyarush 10
persix got my vote lol
kyarush 10
excuse me, perdix. typo lol
perdix 31
ninjaturtle, I agree -- that fake butter flavor is disgusting! kyarush, no problem ;)
neon_shoes 0
hahahahaha