Today, my toddler threw a screaming, rampaging fit, because I ate the last chocolate mousse from the fridge. Did I forget to mention said toddler is actually my 52 year old dad? FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I didn't make dinner fast enough so somebody had a yelling and screaming temper tantrum. It would be understandable if the person who threw the tantrum was a child, and not my 57-year-old father. FML
Today, I threw a tantrum because my younger sister ate my chocolate. I'm almost 18. FML
Today, my toddler gave me what I thought was a ball of melted chocolate. I held it and sniffed it to be sure… It was a freaking ball of her poop. FML
Today, my toddler started running around the house yelling, "Daddy said a bad word!" over and over again. I don't even know what I allegedly said, but now my wife is giving me the "we need to talk" look. FML
Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML
Today, I told my five year-old daughter that no, she could not have ice cream for breakfast. She retaliated by pooping in the living room and smearing it on the walls. My in-laws, whom I've been trying to impress for ages, are visiting today. FML
Today, my dad decided to take his medicine before eating. He passed out with his face in a plate of chocolate cake. He wasn't responsive so I called the paramedics. When he got to the hospital, the doctor asked him if he knew why he was there. He replied, "Because my stupid daughter overreacted." FML
Today, my two year old daughter was playing in the kitchen. I went to go have a look and she was pretend cooking. When I asked what she was making she said "look mommy, chocolate!" and stuck her finger in my mouth. It wasn't chocolate. FML
Today, at work, I gave ice cream to a kid and apple pie to his dad. The kid decided to grab a literal handful of the dad’s pie which was steaming hot. Cue the kid screaming and the dad yelling at me for not telling his kid that the dessert, that WASN'T HIS, was hot and he shouldn’t touch it. FML
Today, my husband had a temper tantrum because I wouldn't get him a chocolate bar at the store register. FML
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Morfindeth 11
My dad can be like that sometimes. I swear there's evidence left and right of "male menopause" as they call it. Hormones out of whack, and you get surly, cranky old men.
CrazyTrainWreck 19
Funny I get the same way when someone eats the last taco.
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Comments (21)
GhostFox 34
Sounds like dear ol' dad's either going through male menopause or losing his mental facilities, if this sort of behavior is new. If it isn't new, he just sucks at healthy communication and possibly parenting in general.
Adeline90 10
Never seen a 52 year old throwing a tantrum, but imagining it i hilarious...
A Frenchy in Eire 31
I thought you were going to say that your toddler was Donald Trump.
Brian Green 8
Idk judgment really depends on a few things... Who bought it and how old OP is
olga_crvjl 19
Lmao omg ??? did you have to get him chocolate mousse to replace it ??
jdmm4sterbho25 10
Well what day you're ******* chocolate mousse is
jdmm4sterbho25 10
Oops damn fone ****** that texts up
dasin 18
does the dad own/pay for the home? did the child say anything about being out?