Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
Today, I pulled a white cloth with string on the end from my dog's mouth. I then realized I was holding my sister's used tampon. FML
Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought a bikini he wanted me to wear in our hot tub. Unfortunately, I ran out of swimsuits for my daily swim at the public pool, so I took the new bikini. Now I know why he wanted to be alone when I wore it, as water turns it see-through and melts the stitching so it falls off. FML
Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML
Today, while in the hot tub with my friends, my gum fell out of my mouth and I had no idea where it went. Later that night I realized it had fallen down my swimsuit and had become adhered to my pubic hairs which then stuck to my underwear. FML
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The_Cait 0
Oh god, that would HURT.
ohhhhshizzz 0
awuh dude that is freaking messed up, you couldnt tuck it? oh gosh, that mush have been gross and embarrasing. =] pahah, but got me outta my rut.
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Comments (494)
edsall77 9
I'm terrified of this.
lilkatlyn576 7
Mm I would have slapped the LIVING SHIT out of him!!how about you ask first stupid bitch man boys are ******* retarted (some boys sorry) I kinda had the same thing recently
zombiekiller11 13
spongebob Tampax
Bgreen94 12
hopefully there wasn't sharks in the water. we need a follow up, are you alive OP?
pranil 14
tht must be humiliating...be careful next time
pastea 5
Neither of their faults. Op can't let a period run her life we have the technology necessary for her to do anything she wants to during her period. Do you think an Olympic or professional swimmer forfeits a major race if they have their period? No they use a sports tampon and load up on midol b cause she has work to do which is probably what OP did and the be was probably trying to be nice and remove the string while also getting close to her ****** also ok. He probably did not even know she was on her period. Many girls keep it to themselves. Good FML moment though.
babigirl2574 5
That's from a episode of Awkward ✋?
SweetVoltage 8
I'm wondering what the boyfriend's face looked like. lol
Esteban111 3
Yeah that sucks. But I can't stop wondering why are you going to the pool during your period
MHDR 7
NOOOOOO