By PrettyScared - 29/07/2013 15:07 - United States - Matthews

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Today, my step-brother said to me, "If we weren't related I would fuck you so hard." Mom says I should "be grateful for such a nice compliment." FML
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Welshite 39

Boundaries exist for a reason. You need to set both him and your mom straight.

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Sheh_fml 25

Some people thinks that anything that even remotely implies that a girl would be desirable is always and undoubtedly a compliment.. Idiots, all of them.

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judea95 16

He's your step-brother so you're not related. He's gonna f*** you so hard

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Wakachulak 22

Think he's too much into the redneck chic

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Ambient25 24

but still creepy if you grew up with them...

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ShawnBushOG 9

he could just be messing with you, plus if anything does happen your mom has already heard of a previous weird experience on his part.

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djinnyf 12

That's why being vulgar should not be banalised so much....

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jazz442 6

Said Greg to Marcia

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stclair01 12

I hope you don't sleep with your mouth open

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superdom 12

That's ****** up he's ******* disgusting

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