in love with an idiot
Luanda, Angola
Today, my soon-to-be husband showed up with an animal print suit at our engagement ceremony. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
purrfect :/
Today, my future husband presented me with an engagement ring he had had engraved with the pet name he calls his cat. FML
Anonymous
All weddings are themed
Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Desiree_lianne
United States
Today, my fiance said his cat is going to be my maid of honor at our wedding. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it was my wedding. Everyone showed up… except my fiancé. FML
Username
United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Anonymous
Chicago, United States
Today, my fiancé's best friend, who will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess his feelings for me and tell me how he's always dreamed of us eloping together. The wedding is going to be awkward. FML
Anonymous
Sweden
Today, my boyfriend gave me an early wedding present. I opened the box and inside was the most adorable cat I've ever seen! It got scared, jumped out, clawed my face and pissed everywhere. My wedding is tomorrow and I look like Frankenstein's bride. FML
convict possibly
Today, I got to try on a stunning suit that made me the handsomest man in the world. Upcoming prom? No. Wedding? No. I attended a date... A court date. FML
Stuckwiththebill
The show must go on!
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
Top comments
TheyCallMeDamien 18
And he didn't bring you a matching outfit? Y'all need to coordinate better.
RichardPencil 32
I hope you're not lion about that.
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Comments (43)
khadishja 12
isn't that kinda funny though?
epilepticloh 20
You say that as if it's a bad thing :)
TheMisfitScribe 17
Sounds like a funny guy! :)
CaroLouWho 10
Part of me thinks that's kind of cool of him.
chucklesman96 13
Marry that man! Wait...
ShotaSammy 17
I would have walked out
AyeJay101 25
He's just that wild for you ;D
ollygollymolly 6
If you don't want him, I'll take him! Sounds like a fun guy :)
GhostFox 34
Hey, he may be an idiot, but unless you decide to nix the marriage plans AND relationship, he's YOUR idiot. And at least he's amusing!
MummyRavyne 14
Why wouldn't you turn up together for your own engagement ceremony? At least then you would have had some warning. Take this as a warning to phone his best man or someone else on the wedding party in the morning to see what he's wearing for the big day!
momogal 22
It's considered taboo in some cultures. It's possible that they've never even met before the engagement.