Kids: Today, my son threw the biggest fit in history about going to...

By Anonymous - 06/02/2013 11:12 - United States

Today, my son threw the biggest fit in history about going to the dentist. He broke a whole stack of plates, overflowed the bathtub, let the dog loose, and kicked his father when he tried to calm him down. My son is 17. FML

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By mikey51 - 10/03/2012 01:56 - Australia

Today, I was taking a dump, when my dad shouted for me to go wash the dishes. Fed up with his constant shit, I told him to bite me. He took this as an invitation to wedge the bathroom door shut for nearly two hours, despite all my pleas and apologies. FML

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BubbleGrunge 18

Wednesday 6 February 2013 16:10

Sounds like someone still needs his ass whooped! I understand he's 17, but if you want to act like a child than you should be treated like a child!

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Wednesday 6 February 2013 16:10

What a brat.

Comments

lauramagraham 1

Wednesday 6 February 2013 20:48

your son needs a kicking

twiztedone 19

Wednesday 6 February 2013 20:48

If this kid isn't autistic then that's what you get for raising such a kid! Whoop that ass and I would've known better!

chocolahtenuvo 1

Wednesday 6 February 2013 20:50

Well, you raised him.

havok87 11

Wednesday 6 February 2013 20:55

Boot camp!

DanielleinDC 33

Wednesday 6 February 2013 20:59

And then she's only scary if you work for her.

Chris455 8

Wednesday 6 February 2013 21:03

World's greatest freakout kid.

my2centsworth 15

Wednesday 6 February 2013 21:06

OP, you say, "My son is 17", as if we should be surprised at his age in light of his behavior. I must know at what age you would find this display appropriate?

DanielleinDC 33

Thursday 7 February 2013 4:50

Because it's one thing for a four- or five-year-old to have a fit about going to the dentist, but a 17-year-old should know better.

LegendofZelda88 8

Wednesday 6 February 2013 21:10

I agree with bubble grunge. he needs an ass beating. I'm 25 and if id have done that at at his age id have been kicked right the hell outta my parents house!

ambitiousnygrl 17

Wednesday 6 February 2013 21:10

Maybe the kid has a mental or learning disability and just can't help themselves. It's hard to make a judgement without all the facts.

ninjajoehenes48 8

Wednesday 6 February 2013 21:15

Damn i cant blame him. Im 18 but when my parents talk about me going to the dentist, ill lock myself in the room. The dentists are the most evil thing that has ever walked the face if the planet and they need to be exterminated. Need a Dalek for that tho.