Kids: Today, my husband taught our son how to pee while standing. His...

By moosemay - 14/01/2016 15:05 - Germany - Dittelbrunn

Today, my husband taught our son how to pee while standing. His aim is as poor as my husband's, but I guess now they can blame their mess on each other. FML

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By blewidstepr - 16/05/2011 03:40

Today, I realized that my 3 year-old son, who is being potty trained, has better aim standing up to pee than his 30 year-old father. FML

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By diapersplease - 07/06/2015 01:17 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I found out my husband potty trained my stubborn three year-old son who prefers diapers. He managed this by peeing with him and "sword-fighting" with their urine streams. I now have to clean pee off the ground every time he urinates. FML

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I just can't hide it

By doomeddaddy - 03/08/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML

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By JustSom - 05/05/2015 02:03 - United States - Falls Church

Today, I finally got my 14-year-old son to aim while using the bathroom. If only I could get my husband to do the same. FML

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By Bonding_boys - 17/12/2012 16:21 - United States - Elk River

Today, I came home to find my husband and our 4-year-old son simultaneously peeing off the second-floor balcony. My husband was giggling like a little girl. FML

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By TiredMommy - 20/04/2017 18:00 - United States - Southbridge

Today, my 2-year-old son figured out that if he takes his pull-up off and DOESN'T go on the potty, he can pee all over things. FML

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By jcesom - 01/08/2009 06:35 - United States

Today, my father taught my son to pee on trees outside. We went to the mall later and my son decided to practice what he'd learned on a potted plant. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to let my 19-month-old son watch me pee, since I'm trying to potty train him. I didn't consider that he might try to grab my penis. When he did, I was startled and peed all over the floor and my son. Good job dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2013 02:12 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, after explaining to my four-year-old why our new puppy was peeing on things to mark his territory, my son decided to follow suit and pee all over our house. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2016 07:45

Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML

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mariamilian 20

Friday 15 January 2016 1:44

try not to get too pissed off about it

Tejanoswhy 19

Friday 15 January 2016 1:45

Make them clean up their own messes together

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mariamilian 20

Friday 15 January 2016 1:44

try not to get too pissed off about it

Oyas12 14

Friday 15 January 2016 1:46

damnit! just thought of that, lol. gg

syki 22

Friday 15 January 2016 4:38

@6 You didn't instantly think of that pin? You gotta be kidney me.

syki 22

Friday 15 January 2016 4:45

*pun

doctor__who 19

Friday 15 January 2016 7:01

I guess you could say his aim is piss poor.

Nexpecto 28

Friday 15 January 2016 7:18

#42 way f to copy #2

JaffaMC 13

Friday 15 January 2016 1:44

His aim probably wasn't to piss you off, OP.

Nexpecto 28

Friday 15 January 2016 7:17

x marks the safe spot

AmandaLe 11

Friday 15 January 2016 1:45

fyl. hopefully you have two restroom. praying for op.

hardcorefan16 22

Friday 15 January 2016 1:45

That's messed up. Your husband is the adult and should be teaching his child.

zeffra13 31

Friday 15 January 2016 2:03

He can't really teach things he doesn't know

soulreaper12296 28

Friday 15 January 2016 16:05

He did teach his son.

Tejanoswhy 19

Friday 15 January 2016 1:45

Make them clean up their own messes together

ThatLoneIyGuy 8

Friday 15 January 2016 1:46

I would be pissed

fuckfuckityfuck 16

Friday 15 January 2016 1:47

Like father Like son

Zebediabolical 39

Friday 15 January 2016 1:48

That's a whole new level of dedication to not cleaning up a dribble mess. Well played, dad.

NYM88 26

Friday 15 January 2016 1:49

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree now does it? Or should I say the pee doesn't land far from the toilet...

mermaidkeels 26

Friday 15 January 2016 1:50

If he taught him how to pee, he should also teach him how to clean up after himself.

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