Kids: Today, my son paid the price for emulating his idols, aka the...

By Anonymous - 16/06/2012 00:00 - United States - Medina

Today, my son paid the price for emulating his idols, aka the sub-human scum on Jersey Shore. He called me from jail and actually had the balls to try to guilt me into bailing him out, after he'd been arrested for punching his girlfriend at a liquor store. FML

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You deserved it 4 690

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2015 11:41 - United States - Mechanicsville

Today, I had to bail my son out of jail, because he's a wimp and wouldn't last a night in there. His crime: pissing through the open windows of passing cars after losing a bet with his friends. I feel like if he gave me grandkids, they'd be born with half a brain. FML

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He's a good man

By no booze, no boyfriend - 04/06/2013 20:31 - United States

Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me from jail, expecting me to bail him out. He'd tried to buy a load of booze at the liquor store and came up short by ten cents. The cashier refused to be short-changed, and he figured the only reasonable reaction was to punch her in the face. FML

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Scumbag

By old mom - 29/09/2023 06:00

Today, my scumbag son slapped his girlfriend in front of her family, and her dad picked him up and threw him off a second floor balcony. Good for her dad, he deserved it, but now he's laid up at my place and I have to wipe his ass and listen to him whine. FML

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By ihateteenagers - 30/12/2010 02:12 - United States

Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally handicapped son. Out of anger, I punched him in the face. I got handcuffed and thrown into a police car. The kid stood there laughing and pointing at me. FML

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You deserved it 10 070

By ~__~ - 20/03/2015 21:23

Today, I had to bail my drunk dad out of jail after he beat the shit out of a mime artist. All he had to say on the matter was "Fucking bastard was playing mind games." and that he'd beat him up again if he could. FML

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By fuck - 02/06/2011 18:43 - United States

Today, I got to see my son's dream of being on television come true. Unfortunately, it was because he'd been arrested for trying to rob a bank. FML

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By I Have Failed - 02/04/2014 20:10 - Spain - Madrid

Today, my 14-year-old son's pathetic rebellion came to a head. He ran away from home, leaving a note saying he hates me and was leaving forever to be part of a gang his friends had formed. He came back an hour later crying. His whole gang had gotten mugged, which he somehow blamed me for. FML

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Kinda deserved it

By Anonymous - 10/12/2021 14:02

Today, my son, who to my great shame is a typical bully, was suspended for bullying a disabled girl. Her father must have been the biggest, meanest, most tattooed ex-marine I've ever seen. He blamed me for bad parenting, and I actually peed myself a little in fear, which he saw too. FML

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By Shitty genes, no two ways about it. - 27/04/2013 00:21 - Australia - Perth

Today, my son had to help out at the local retirement home for his community service. He got in serious trouble and came whining to me about it after he tried threatening some of the residents into taking part in a Harlem Shake video. FML

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Bad seed

By Anonymous - 05/09/2022 22:00 - United States - Worcester

Today, and in the past week since became a full-time dad to my 16 year-old son, he's got caught sneaking out at night, lost his virginity, and I had to call the cops because he was caught trying to go two states over to be with said girl. I think he's trying to make me look bad. FML

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KittyJay 3

Saturday 16 June 2012 5:24

Leave him there. Punk bitches hit women...

calaholic35 0

Saturday 16 June 2012 5:24

Goddamn asshole..

Comments

Ruler3000 17

Saturday 16 June 2012 5:26

Your son is stupid. Sorry OP

CallMeMcFeelii 13

Saturday 16 June 2012 5:28

Please tell me you made him sit in there. Who the **** hits women?

OffToTheGayBar 9

Saturday 16 June 2012 5:56

Charlie Sheen, Chris Brown, Dick Cheney, the IRS. The list goes on, my friend.

Bladian 5

Saturday 16 June 2012 8:51

Think you mean who hits another person. Women don't get special treatment. It's wrong to hit anyone, period.

lolfood 24

Saturday 16 June 2012 5:28

Really, Jersey Shore? Your son must now be exterminated.

tennisrapper1 14

Saturday 16 June 2012 5:35

Well, considering the Jersey Shore isn't dead by now, I think the son will live in infamy for a while...

doglover569 0

Saturday 16 June 2012 5:27

OP calling Jersey Shore sub-human Scum: made my day

butterybiscuit 6

Saturday 16 June 2012 5:40

Your bf/brother/friend (whatever relation) is really tall!

doglover569 0

Saturday 16 June 2012 5:48

My bf is not that tall, I'm just short hehe!!

TheFamilyElf 17

Saturday 16 June 2012 8:41

That's what's great about this website! It has it all. (infomercial voice) Hatred of the duck face, a realistic view of Jersey Shore, debates are (usually) intelligent, and much, much more!

the_anti_hipster 7

Saturday 16 June 2012 5:27

He's a class act, that's for sure. If he thinks he's such a badass, let him stay where the real badasses are. Just tell him to hang on tight to the soap.

PoshLife_Cross 5

Saturday 16 June 2012 5:28

Wait, who was he emulating? Chris Brown isn't on Jersey Shore.

donkey79 0

Saturday 16 June 2012 10:47

Ha! Nice.

crazyrunnergirl 7

Saturday 16 June 2012 5:28

He deserves to be in jail right now.. I hope you don't bail him out

Dracoboxer357 35

Saturday 16 June 2012 5:28

I'm all for equal rights/treatment of women and such, but I think anyone who hits women, especially someone they are intimate with, are trash. I'm sorry your son is this level of low, Op.