Today, my sister-in-law asked why I wasn't out partying with my friends to celebrate the new year. My mom then asked "What friends?". Ah, the new year begins. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, while making New Year's resolutions, I realized that I haven't hung out with anybody other than my family in over two years and I started crying. When my mom came in and I explained why I was crying, she replied, "Well that sucks. I'm off to have lunch with some friends. See you later!" FML
Today, I asked my mom if I could go to a friend's birthday. She said no, claiming I had been to too many this year already. I'd only been to one. It was my own. FML
Today, I celebrated the new year. Alone. FML
Today, I told my mom I was going to a New Year's party. She told me to be back by midnight. FML
Today, I hosted a New Year’s Eve party, but everyone left at 11:45 PM to go to another party because "it sounded more fun." I rang in the new year alone. FML
Today, I found out my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited, so I asked her why. She replied, "What birthday party?" It was a surprise birthday party. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my friends and my sister, we were all wasted and I was making jokes. My sister then gets a phone call, I leave the room to get a drink and I hear everyone go a bit silent I come back in and all of the sudden everyone looks at me. My friend says, "Um… I'm so sorry, your mom passed." FML
Today, I was excited that my sister called me for the first time in months. She asked me to stop watching "Friends" so she could use the Netflix account. Now, I still have an absentee sister and no Friends. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's cousin's birthday party, I was hanging around with his sister as I didn't know anyone. She was talking to some friends when one of them asked her, "So, is your brother still going out with that crazy chick?" Her answer was to introduce me. FML
Today, after returning from taking my sister off to college, my parents told me that our house would be a lot quieter with my sister gone. Not because she's loud, but because she has friends and I apparently don't. FML
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fatalkiss 0
:(
willosh_fml 0
same here... kinda
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Comments (38)
cookies_for_you 0
who cares whether you went out or not, so long as you had a good night?
hatemylife6 0
ahah , thaats funnny . and go gettta life and make friends .
Aska_fml 0
Same here. So, you're not the only one.
Ada360 0
ur mum is sooooo MEANN!!
nyc718 0
tell your mom to shut up and stay out of your personal life... then titty punch her
Enna_fml 0
Gotta love mom's!! Lol! I feel ya though, mine does the same thing!! Hooray for self-esteem!! Lol!!
lp_so1311 0
wow nosy parents
jessikahh 0
Maybe she was just joking..? Parents tend to do that.
austin9991 0
easy fix to this prob. is to get a ******* life and some friends
crazytoaster 2
Why? All they do is annoy and sponge of you.