Today, my sister ended her long and extremely annoying crush on Justin Bieber. I can only hope one day my girlfriend will end hers too. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I appreciated how much my older sister is engaged and fully appreciative of how wonderful my girlfriend is… until my girlfriend told me that she has a huge crush on my sister. FML
Today, my younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to my boyfriend of 4 years and apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML
Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
Today, my sister finished a project about something she hates. Me. FML
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
Today, I realized I hate my boyfriend's little sister enough to break up with him. FML
Today, my sister found out that Justin Bieber got arrested and now she won't stop crying. 5ML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
Today, I realized that I kinda have a crush on my sister-in-law. Mind you I'm a woman and her boyfriend of 5 years is my fiancé's brother. FML
Today, my sister announced that she had gotten engaged. I was happy for her until I found out she's marrying the guy who relentlessly bullied me all through high school. FML
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Top comments
benjweaver 8
OP, dating a minor is highly unethical and inappropriate.
123ika 16
Lets all hope she does.
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Comments (85)
llamarrama01 21
Is JB even relevant anymore?
LittleBells 17
You're voicing my thoughts. He was popular when I was 13. Now I'm 19 and still hear about the hormonal brat.
adamfromaus 9
If she still has a crush on Justin bieber, she's too young for you bro
gracehi 33
Who says OP isn't a middle school kid with superb writing skills for his age?
gracehi 33
They don't care. They do it anyway.
Fluckgworl 12
-sees the name Justin Bieber- -instantly clicks your life sucks-
shay_serendipity 29
When I saw Justin Bieber in the post, I physically cringed. I am so sorry, OP. Hopefully she's worth it despite the circumstances :)
chuka81 27
Well, never say never, just believe.
Geeve95 11
OH REARRY!!??
little_aliceee 17
He was ok in the beginning but now he is just an asshole. I can't understand why many girls are still crazy over that prick.
laden_swallow09 35
"Leave Brittany alone!!"
buttersmom 14
Wait, how old are you two and how long have you been dating? That seems a bit strange, considering the guy is a prick. FYL.
Soviet_American 29
Love makes people do crazy things, #14.
MiLM 37
Are you seriously saying that there are still people who give a **** about JB? I thought his 5min. of fame had already fadded away..
TheLadyOpal 30
Eh, Justin Bieber and Twilight will continue to be famous as long as there are enough people who refuse to stop giving a **** about them.
shelbycobra0991 8
My 13 year old niece just ended her 4 year crush on him...and moved right on to One Direction. Now instead of her constantly spewing random facts and obsessing over one guy, there are FIVE lol. It could be worse, OP.
tantanpanda 26
yea, but one direction doesn't sound like shit.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Why are you dating a lesbian, OP?