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I’m your new creative director
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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
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Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Perfectionist
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The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

13%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

7%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

2%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

12%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

14%
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

33%
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

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Benjweaver's favorite FMLs

Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By hell! / Tuesday 2 December 2008 08:27 / France

Today, as my boyfriend left my house, I gave him a long, tight hug. So tight that he threw up. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By bstent / Monday 20 October 2014 19:11 / United States

Today, in the men's room a guy using the adjacent toilet dropped his phone, and it fell right next to my foot. The screen was facing upward, and looked like he was taking pictures of his junk in the office toilet. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Vkaz - / Thursday 2 October 2014 18:20 / United States - Tampa

Today, I got a call from my daughter’s school today. She had been telling the teacher, "I have a huge boner." Apparently, some of the kids at school told her it meant 'headache' and she's been saying it all day. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it