Health and Awkward: Mouthwatering - FML

Mouthwatering

By yuna - 05/04/2021 22:59

Today, I discovered that I have a condition in which saliva frequently falls out of my mouth for no apparent reason. I’m 17. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2021 08:01

Today, out of nowhere, I started violently choking on my own saliva and shat myself in the process. FML

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By cheesy grin - 11/06/2018 19:00

Today, my front tooth randomly fell out in the middle of class. I brush regularly and visit the dentist, the tooth was perfectly healthy looking, and it didn’t hurt beforehand or bleed. It literally just fell out for no reason. Now I have a gap grin and I don’t know why. FML

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By Ramis182 - 03/10/2011 04:26 - United States

Today, my son thought it was a good idea to spray deodorant into his mouth because he wanted fresh breath. This resulted in him passing out. My son is 17. FML

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By anonymous - 24/05/2016 03:41 - United States - Manchester

Today, I got put in a speech impediment class because apparently I have a lisp. No, my tongue is just swollen, and I can't talk very well because of it. I've talked normally for the past 17 years. FML

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By oops - 25/01/2023 03:00

Today, I realized that sometimes when I sneeze, I pee a little. I’m 28 years-old and I've never had kid; I’m even a virgin. This shouldn’t be happening. FML

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By foxyreegan - 04/02/2012 05:22 - United States

Today, I choked on my saliva during a medical interview. FML

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By jj. - 08/09/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, as always, my mom loudly asked me if I'd brushed my teeth, then replied to my yes with, “I don’t believe you.” All because I forgot to brush my teeth once when I was 5. I’m 17 now. FML

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By ewwww - 30/01/2017 03:00 - United States - Monroe

Today, I went to the doctor for the constant pain I have when eating savory or sour foods. It turns out I have a stone in my saliva gland, and no joke, the only thing I can do to fix it is eat savory or sour food to make me drool enough to force it out. FML

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By bucktooth - 26/04/2012 23:04 - United Kingdom

Today, while enjoying breakfast, my teeth took a chunk out of my cheek. This happens regularly, even when I'm talking. Both my doctor and dentist have no idea why, and I'm in utter agony. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2009 12:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I discovered that I have developed an allergy to salt water on my face. Now, every time I sweat or cry, I come up in a bright red rash. I am allergic to my own bodily fluids. FML

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cuz803 44

Tuesday 6 April 2021 0:52

Maybe this could benefit you. Saliva has bacterial fighting agents and freshens your breathe. Extra clean mouth for you! Lmao just go see a doctor about it

Yummi_913 18

Wednesday 7 April 2021 1:37

My sister has the same situation. It might be genetic because it seems she inherited it from our dad. It's odd but you learn to live with it apparently.

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cuz803 44

Tuesday 6 April 2021 0:52

Maybe this could benefit you. Saliva has bacterial fighting agents and freshens your breathe. Extra clean mouth for you! Lmao just go see a doctor about it

Fang713 28

Tuesday 6 April 2021 8:16

Did a dog post this?

Wadlaen 23

Tuesday 6 April 2021 10:22

Well, in the presence of the opposite sex, you might just seem interested😜

Yudith 24

Tuesday 6 April 2021 18:48

You must be extra glad to wear a mask all day "because of the pandemic". Good luck for your doctor's appointment!

Yummi_913 18

Wednesday 7 April 2021 1:37

My sister has the same situation. It might be genetic because it seems she inherited it from our dad. It's odd but you learn to live with it apparently.

rotflqtms_ 21

Wednesday 7 April 2021 11:11

That used to happen to me when I was super focused on something.

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