Miscellaneous: Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles... - FML

By bloody hell - 04/06/2015 05:59 - Philippines - Para?aque

Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML

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By LieutenantDimwit - 30/04/2021 18:01 - Jordan

Today, my uncle picked up a tissue box and threw it at my sister for fun. My sister got mad and yeeted the box at me. I reacted with the same action, but she lost her crap and kicked and punched me. When I reported the incident to my parents, I get berated and my sister got away with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2009 20:27 - United States

Today, my sister and I got into a fight. I came home to find everything in my room covered in ketchup. FML

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By Fml24609 - 20/08/2010 06:20 - United States

Today, I ended up sleeping on the dirty floor because my sister didn't want to share a king size bed with me. She got up to get a drink and stepped on my face. FML

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By Mr.Incognito-san - 03/04/2021 17:00

Today, my sisters were fighting, again. Unfortunately, one of them has the tendency to pick up the closest object and throw it at the other one. Unfortunately, I was the closest object, again. FML

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By leah - 16/10/2019 22:00

Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML

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Are you ready to ruuuuuumbbbbbble?

By Mr.Incognito-san - 19/11/2020 02:02

Today, I heard my sisters fighting downstairs, so I went down to see what all the commotion was about. As I entered the room, one of them picked me up and threw me at the other one. FML

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By smells like ass - 29/12/2016 03:05

Today, my brother tried to ninja-kick his dirty underwear up into his hand. He failed and it landed on my face. FML

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Right in the snowglobes

By Anonymous - 29/09/2020 13:02 - United Kingdom - Tilehurst

Today, my sister kicked me in the balls just before I went into the bathroom, as she wanted to use the shower first. Later, when I came out of the bathroom, she kneed me this time in the same spot because apparently I always make a mess in the bathroom. FML

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Leave me out of it

By Marissa Di Stefano - 05/01/2021 17:01

Today, my sister and mom were arguing. My sister was being really nasty to my mom, and decided to get nasty with me and drag me into the argument. Naturally, I got nasty back at her and we started fighting. My mom yelled at me for getting nasty with my sister, and kicked me out of the house for “being too nasty.” FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2014 20:53 - United States - Tucson

Today, I got into a fight with my sister. Later on she brought me a bowl of tortilla chips, which I thought was her way of apologizing. I found out too late that she'd licked the flavoring off them and it was really her way of saying "Fuck you." FML

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Saphiraa 10

Friday 5 June 2015 0:44

"Ew that's nasty" seriously I bet that stunk bad

darkstarrising 18

Friday 5 June 2015 0:46

Ok. That is gross.

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Jazzyjayjayoo 6

Friday 5 June 2015 6:34

Plot Twist: It wasn't period blood. They're just British.

Hildy93 21

Friday 5 June 2015 7:18

I would throw up after that, that's so god damn gross

nyagemini23 22

Friday 5 June 2015 8:49

Yeah she would catch a right hook, that's gross

sophiehelen 32

Friday 5 June 2015 8:53

That is vile. As a hygienic woman, if I have accidents during my time of the month I wash blood out before chucking them in the laundry. I honestly feel that's common sense?

Saraishi 24

Friday 5 June 2015 9:18

I cringed. Poor, poor OP.

jowihaynes 13

Friday 5 June 2015 12:46

that calls for revenge

worldclassrager 39

Friday 5 June 2015 13:32

Better than a fresh tampon?

mazor 22

Friday 5 June 2015 15:28

Love crazy chic's fight!

whit3lynn 2

Friday 5 June 2015 21:09

Bloody hell!

Koolaidandtacos 21

Saturday 6 June 2015 14:31

First blood in the fight.

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