Today, my sister and I bought new cell phones. We both wanted the same phone in red, but the guy told us that there was only one red phone left. Flirting with him, I said "You should give the prettier sister the red phone." My new phone is black. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, me and the guy I was dating ran into my sister at the mall. He took one look at her and mumbled, "Great, I chose the ugly one" under his breath. FML
Today, I went and bought my wife a new cell phone for a Christmas present. She called me five minutes later saying she got a notification e-mail thanking her for her purchase. FML
Today, I was the only one in an elevator when an attractive girl came in, talking on her phone. She told her friend, "I have to go, there's a cute guy on this elevator." Before I could even react, she turned to me and said, "Sorry for lying, I really wanted to get off the phone with her." FML
Today, I saw a ridiculously hot guy dining with his family. I decided not to flirt with him with his parents around but to ask his sister (who went to the restroom) to give him my phone number. When I came back, I saw her pointing a finger at me, and the whole family turning around and staring. FML
Today, my bitch of a sister broke my new phone, which took me months of work to earn. Her excuse? If I didn't want her to break it, I shouldn't have let her use it. FML
Today, I went to visit my Grandmother, accidentally leaving my phone home during the weekend. When I got back I had 2 texts from my crush. One saying "I want to take the most beautiful girl to prom, go with me?" and the other saying, "Fine fattie, I'll ask someone else." FML
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
Today, I texted the hottest girl in the school saying, "I really like you, we should date". She responded with a text saying, "Sorry, I'm not into you." I then got a text saying, "Sorry, my brother stole my phone, and answered, but still it's no". I got rejected twice. Once by a man. FML
Today, I was meeting my sister's fiancé. I went to an internet cafe before I went to her house for dinner with them. I was on a computer and there was this really attractive man next to me. I was flirting with him and we exchanged numbers. Turns out, he is my sister's fiancé. FML
Today, in our family group chat, my sister-in-law asked me what I got my new girlfriend for Valentine’s Day. Not long after, my brother called me pissed off about me making him look bad. FML
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lettertjes 0
That's what you get when you fish for compliments.
xxmollyxx 25
I would've given her the red phone even if I thought you were prettier, just because you were being so full of yourself! Girls like that piss me off.
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Ray_of_midnight 23
Did the phone have "KALLISTI" engraved on it? /obviously the product of way too much expensive education
polico_wolf 0
I decided to flirt: "I'm the best looking person in the world"
mef_fml 0
OWNED. phone salesman wins.
teiso_fml 0
And if, after saying that, he'd have given you the red phone? How would that have made your sister feel? Also, YDI for trying to act all flirty just so you could get an advantage over your sister. If it had worked it would've made your sister feel like crap, not just because she wasn't the "pretty sister" but also because she would've felt bad that you got what you wanted and she didn't just because she had more integrity to NOT try and manipulate others by flirting. That was probably why he gave the red phone to your sister and not to you. So if that makes you feel better, it's not to do with who's prettier at all.
KISSArmy1993 0
Fishing for compliments =/= flirting, dear! Also, YDI for not appreciating the color black enough...
chlorinator 0
pretty sure I would give the red one to the OP's sister, regardless of who I thought I was prettier, just for being so annoying about it
murderousmason22 0
ouuuch
chlorinator 0
pretty sure I would give the red one to the OP's sister, regardless of who I thought I was prettier, just for being so annoying about it
monkey314159 0
Somebody give that man a raise!
RubyRedd 0
lmaoooo.