Today, my sister and I bought new cell phones. We both wanted the same phone in red, but the guy told us that there was only one red phone left. Flirting with him, I said "You should give the prettier sister the red phone." My new phone is black. FML
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Today, I saw a ridiculously hot guy dining with his family. I decided not to flirt with him with his parents around but to ask his sister (who went to the restroom) to give him my phone number. When I came back, I saw her pointing a finger at me, and the whole family turning around and staring. FML
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Today, I was meeting my sister's fiancé. I went to an internet cafe before I went to her house for dinner with them. I was on a computer and there was this really attractive man next to me. I was flirting with him and we exchanged numbers. Turns out, he is my sister's fiancé. FML
Today, in our family group chat, my sister-in-law asked me what I got my new girlfriend for Valentine’s Day. Not long after, my brother called me pissed off about me making him look bad. FML
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lettertjes 0
That's what you get when you fish for compliments.
xxmollyxx 25
I would've given her the red phone even if I thought you were prettier, just because you were being so full of yourself! Girls like that piss me off.
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kbaker90 0
Hey guys, OP's sister here. I felt bad for her after this and gave her the red phone, so now I have the black one. Also, my sister is a lot prettier than me, the salesman just didn't want to make me feel bad.
_sourpatchkid 0
strikes me that you're the more mature of the two. and your confidence in not being offended by what she said suggests that you're probably the better looking of the two. or at the least the more humble. though i actually do feel bad for your sister. i'm sure it was just a funny tongue-in-cheek thing she said in the moment, knowing it wouldn't offend you, with no intention to be arrogant, but it backfired,lost her the phone, and got her a lot of negative posts.
TommyMagic 0
Proof or I call bullshit.
Flutist 3
Op's sister? sure... or Op trying to make it sound like she is the prettier one. IF this is Op's sister, then Op sounds like a whiny brat.
teiso_fml 0
Even if she is prettier, it's not a good enough reason for her to deserve the red phone over you. Nice of you to give it to her, though. There are way more important things than the colour of your phone.
Reality_bites 14
Assuming that you really are her sister, are you sure she's really prettier than you? Or is it that she THINKs that she is and has made you believe it after going on and on about it? Regardless of how outwardly pretty she is, I hope she gives you back the phone. Otherwise she's both shallow and selfish. Selfish because by posting this FML she has manipulated you into giving her the phone, and then keeping it. YOU didnt ask her to post this. So hence you are not responsible nor should you feel bad about the comments that people put here. If your sister didnt want the feedback, she shouldnt have posted this.
BoostaRoosta 0
WHATS SO BAD ABOUT THE BLACK PHONE HUH!!!!!!!?????!!!?!?!
neon_shoes 0
Wait why would you both want the same phone, in the same color? Also since you got the black one just put a cover on it that you like, it's not that big of a deal.
Flutist 3
Unless you said, "Give the red phone to the sister who is going to take you in the back and give you explosive head" you weren't going to get it. Why not just ask him to order you a red one? I am sure your sister or you could have waited a week or a few days to get it. Plus black is slimming, you can use it to slim down your big huge ignorant mouth. Also, why not just buy a red case for the phone, that way your black phone is now red or speckled or whatever you want. Hell it can have mirrors to watch yourself in.
_sourpatchkid 0
hahahahaha!
teddygrams51 0
Now what did we learn today children? If your ugly, don't to be cute. You will feel small after.
camzer 0
Fair play he kicked your sorry ass
ThatOneDude25 0
hah, if i was that dude i would of done the same thing... i hate it when girls try to flirt to get what they want, its like yeah you may be hot but im not gonna treat you as a superior human-being
CandidateForWax 0
Amen!
glitchedgamer 0
Black is better anyway.
synchgirl65 17
what phone?