SpiderFather
France
Today, my seven-year-old son put a spider in the microwave. Animal cruelty? No. The goal was to irradiate it, then get it to bite him so that he would become Spider-Man. FML
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lhazz11 23
At least he's creative
Nolimit2217 32
I like his style.
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Ambient25 25
If I were OP, I'd have told my kid that it won't work anyway since there can only be one spiderman in the world, as I proceed to spray him with silly string hidden under my sleeve.
VfortheShadow 8
#13- The joke would kind of lose it's punch when you paused to get silly string. Or are you the kind of person who keeps silly string up their sleeve at all times just in case something like this happens? And if so, will you marry me?
Axel5238 29
This is really cute. Though better you found out before a spider did bite him and he thought he could swing from his "webs".
stormchaser24 24
Seems like it would bite after he picked it up. Is you son ok?
MacMonster 10
I'm pretty sure a spider would die after being microwaved, so its days of biting would be over.
Wakachulak 22
Relax OP, 7 yo's are supposed to do dumb shit like that. 10 years from now, you'll wish he was still putting spiders in a microwave.
DocBastard 40
*looks for the "your son is awesome" button* Come on mods! We need that button!
KingCeltic77 18
With great power comes great responsibility.
perdix 31
You ought to send him to the Fortress of Solitude (aka, his room) for a long, long time so he can become Superman.
JasonUMN 15
My spidy senses are tingling.
yankeesfancg 13
Better call Uncle Ben
RedPillSucks 33
bad me for wondering why OP would want to get some rice, although it is microwavable.
Grayness_ 26
Didn't the spider die ?
redbluegreen 41
It might not have. I had a friend who once microwaved a spider for 40 seconds and it didn't die.