SpiderFather
France
Today, my seven-year-old son put a spider in the microwave. Animal cruelty? No. The goal was to irradiate it, then get it to bite him so that he would become Spider-Man. FML
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lhazz11 23
At least he's creative
Nolimit2217 32
I like his style.
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mcauley3 8
Did it work
AMCJEEP 10
Did it work?
cheeseygeek 12
I almost wish I'd thought of that...
ChuckSwayze 4
Hmm....seems legit *rubs chin*
CrystalFelix 13
**spider-man tune** "Spider-man, Spider-man, does what ever a Spider-man can" The kids got imagination!! lucky he didn't want to be Spider-pig off the Simpsons movie. haha
sykokitti 15
He's awesome!! Sorry for the spider tho....
ghil_fml 7
I would definitely try that hope it works lol
MrZsDad 19
You deserve it. You are at least parenting right and he is allowed to be 7. **** Your Life, because I don't think you realized this.
sierra_giggle 7
Amazing imagination!
Sick_Nature 11
Wonder if I can find a phoenix and pair it with a fruit will I get Marcos devil's fruit power from One Piece worths a try.