By SpiderFather - 02/07/2013 08:01 - France

Today, my seven-year-old son put a spider in the microwave. Animal cruelty? No. The goal was to irradiate it, then get it to bite him so that he would become Spider-Man. FML
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lhazz11 23

At least he's creative

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Nolimit2217 32

I like his style.

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rety1 13

Wrong kind of radiation. That kind just heats things up it doesn't give special powers or extra limbs or any cool stuff.

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JanisEvans 10

That's actually cool. FHL, he deserves a cooler dad.

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perdix 29

#11, and spray Silly String all over his hands and play it off like he had a Spidey Nocturnal Emission (TM).

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thepretender10 4

let me know how that turns out

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accountnamevalid 3

He understands the basic concept of irradiation, and he's not afraid of spiders. He will do well in life.

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