SpiderFather
France
Today, my seven-year-old son put a spider in the microwave. Animal cruelty? No. The goal was to irradiate it, then get it to bite him so that he would become Spider-Man. FML
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lhazz11 23
At least he's creative
Nolimit2217 32
I like his style.
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Lumen94 10
That kid Is so epic!
rety1 13
Wrong kind of radiation. That kind just heats things up it doesn't give special powers or extra limbs or any cool stuff.
JanisEvans 10
That's actually cool. FHL, he deserves a cooler dad.
perdix 31
#11, and spray Silly String all over his hands and play it off like he had a Spidey Nocturnal Emission (TM).
thepretender10 4
let me know how that turns out
accountnamevalid 3
He understands the basic concept of irradiation, and he's not afraid of spiders. He will do well in life.
ShakeDisPlace 10
Spidey scenses are tingling OP!
Whiplash169 22
Your son is a badass.
exlexx 12
woow. a brilliant kid :)
uoeno_fml 20
Only you...