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Today, my seven-year-old son put a spider in the microwave. Animal cruelty? No. The goal was to irradiate it, then get it to bite him so that he would become Spider-Man. FML

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lhazz11 23

At least he's creative

Nolimit2217 32

I like his style.

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this is the type of kids I want yo have, not afraid of spiders and creative as hell.

This kid is a genius, too bad I didn't think about that as a kid. As for the spider, **** her i hate spiders.

graceinsheepwear 34

Who said the spider was a her?

I've read this before...?!

Perfect, 7 year old logic and creativity at its finest. I tip my hat to your son

Smart kid, huh?

You're son is going to do great things in life.

That is pretty funny, although dangerous. I give your kid a high 5 for creativity.

Did it work?

Its a spider. Let him do it.

Yeah totally not gonna try that after reading this...