SpiderFather
France
Today, my seven-year-old son put a spider in the microwave. Animal cruelty? No. The goal was to irradiate it, then get it to bite him so that he would become Spider-Man. FML
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lhazz11 23
At least he's creative
Nolimit2217 32
I like his style.
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Vitualamen 11
Sounds like the kid's got a bright future.
brittyboo123 35
Why are we not funding this...
codexide 11
Where is the FML in this?? Your kid is brilliant. I want to be his friend. We can strive to be heroes together...
thatnucca 36
He has a bright future ahead of him...
SilencioIsTheKey 12
That is so adorable. It's better than my siblings pouring salt on slugs calling themselves " The In-Salt-Ers. "..
janker4u 1
That kid is going places.
Californialuvv 7
Sorry to hear SpiderFather :o
Frenchtony 17
Déjà vu !
confusedAsFuck 34
you remind me of gay "French Tom" from GTA IV.
sirspankalot 11
I see the makings of a mad scientist in this one...
Omniprism 15
He's a smart little guy. Be proud. But maybe teach him to be nice to all creatures.