Kids: Today, my seven-year-old son put a spider in the microwave. Animal...

By SpiderFather - 02/07/2013 08:01 - France

Today, my seven-year-old son put a spider in the microwave. Animal cruelty? No. The goal was to irradiate it, then get it to bite him so that he would become Spider-Man. FML

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lhazz11 23

Tuesday 2 July 2013 18:56

At least he's creative

Nolimit2217 32

Tuesday 2 July 2013 18:56

I like his style.

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girlbye23 15

Wednesday 3 July 2013 4:11

Why didn't i think of this before?!

Lili_love 14

Wednesday 3 July 2013 4:27

ha that's awesome! you should be one proud parent

badgirl00069 19

Wednesday 3 July 2013 4:39

to cute

dakotahulsey 15

Wednesday 3 July 2013 5:11

Lol actually kind of smart for a seven year old

ajaj26 12

Wednesday 3 July 2013 5:13

Please let me know if it works!

sweet23_fml 11

Wednesday 3 July 2013 6:56

Anyone wondering how many people are now looking for a spider after reading this?

graceinsheepwear 33

Wednesday 3 July 2013 8:05

I think if you nuke a spider you are supposed to poke holes in it with a fork first so it doesn't explode.

WhiteCrimson 23

Wednesday 3 July 2013 11:32

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha poor spider, was he blue and red when he took him out. If not get the nail polish.

Sarah__917 14

Wednesday 3 July 2013 13:23

loll he's very cute

middlenamefrank 8

Wednesday 3 July 2013 16:16

Different kind of radiation. He's gonna need some plutonium.

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