SpiderFather
France
Today, my seven-year-old son put a spider in the microwave. Animal cruelty? No. The goal was to irradiate it, then get it to bite him so that he would become Spider-Man. FML
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lhazz11 23
At least he's creative
Nolimit2217 32
I like his style.
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guci101 14
At least he knows how the microwave works... I sure didnt know that at 7 years old.
chuckcloninger 12
You got a great kid there! Be sure you appreciate them while he's young. Someday he's going to grow up to marry a woman you don't like and make your life miserable. :-)
clevercake 21
brb. off to find a spider.
ViviMage 40
Don't quit your day job yet, Peter Parker!
Bobby_Shane 11
Worth a try
Jemm_fml 29
...brb
pnutbutternjelly 15
That does suck, but I love how your kid thinks :)
tashbee 6
That's awesome!
Megan98 18
That's a pretty good plan!
worldclassrager 41
Hope he doesn't try to revive it afterwords.,,